A Russian couple was walking down the road when Ivan felt a drop of something land on his nose. 'Ah,' he said, 'the first snow of the winter.'
'No,' said his wife, Olga. 'I think youll find that it is raining.'
No, it was snow,' insisted Ivan. Just then they spotted, Rudolph Kroninsky (head of the Russian Communist Party, for those who dont know) walking towards them.
'Comrade Kroninsky,' said Ivan, taking off his cap. 'Would you be so kind as to tell us whether it is snowing or raining?'
'Raining, Comrades,' he said and walked on.
'No, no, no' insisted Ivan, 'he's wrong'
His wife looked at him pityingly and said: '"Rudolph" the Red knows rain, dear.
2007-12-04 03:56:34 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Oh that's so funny I nearly wet myself
2007-12-05 00:16:33 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
guy wanted to get his wife a unique pet for Christmas..so he goes to the pet store and tells the clerk. the clerk says: you have to see CHET the parrot!
the clerk opened the cage and lit a match under the parrots left foot and the bird started singing 'jungle bells, jingle bells etc. the customer was amazed. the clerk then lit a match a put it under his right foot..and the bird started signing "hark the harold angels sing" ..holy crap the customer said! the clerk said "you have not seen anything yet"..so he lit another match and put it between the birds legs...the bird started singing....CHET NUTS ROASTING ON AN OPEN FIRE!!!!
2007-12-04 04:07:31 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
His wife looked at him pityingly and said: '"Rudolph" the Red knows rain, dear.
How do you not get it? lol
2007-12-04 04:04:37 · answer #3 · answered by Frank 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Silly but funny! 10!
2007-12-04 08:02:11 · answer #4 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Oh dear :) Good play on words. Made me smile *Laughs*
2007-12-04 04:16:26 · answer #5 · answered by Bobella :D 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Cute.
That's funny. for those of you who don't get it:
---Rudolf the Red Nosed Reindeer---
2007-12-04 04:05:37 · answer #6 · answered by Morey000 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I like it..... Subtle, like the parrot joke.
Lol Lol
2007-12-04 04:13:06 · answer #7 · answered by MikeD2 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny
2007-12-04 05:11:18 · answer #8 · answered by librian sexxy 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol!!! I had to say it outloud until I got it! FUNNY!
2007-12-04 04:03:29 · answer #9 · answered by lala girl 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LMAO that is a cute one!
2007-12-04 04:02:54 · answer #10 · answered by vix 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋