will God listen to a prayer that starts off like YO!?
2007-12-04 03:35:26 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
LOL
Does anybody?
2007-12-04 03:41:34 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
God declares himself righteous, Holy, and humble. If that person only know how to speak in ebonics then why, not ? It is our highminded ways in the church that he rather not listen to and Jesus proves this in the gosples. The story of the pharisee and the publican shows us that humble is the way not arrogance and pride ! To qualfiy for heaven is on the merit of what Jesus did and does for us in heaven not how one speaks if they don't no better than others. Amen.
2007-12-04 11:45:51 · answer #2 · answered by princecurtis7 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Jesus is dead. As for "God," if He exists, He must by definition know everything, and everything includes ebonics, so yo, why not.
2007-12-04 11:42:06 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Sure. We should pray just like we talk. If that's in ebonics, so be it.
2007-12-04 11:42:02 · answer #4 · answered by ◦Delylah◦ 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Sure.
I can speak fluent ebonics.
2007-12-04 11:40:31 · answer #5 · answered by SpinSpinSugar 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Shiit, that motha fuka was eatin yardbird and chitlins, washing it down with 40's and gettin all the chickenheads on the block.
2007-12-04 11:40:34 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
First Jive Dude: S*it man, that honky mus' be messin' my old lady... got to be runnin' cold upside down his head. You know?
Second Jive Dude: Hey home, I can dig it. You know he ain't gonna lay no mo' big rap up on you man.
First Jive Dude: I say hey sky, s'other s'ay I wan say?
Second Jive Dude: UH...
First Jive Dude: Pray to J I get the same ol' same ol'.
Second Jive Dude: Eh. Yo knock yourself a pro slick, gray matter live performas down now take TCB'in man.
First Jive Dude: Hey, you know what they say... See a broad, to get that booty yak 'em.
First Jive Dude, Second Jive Dude: Leg 'er down 'n smack 'em yak 'em
First Jive Dude: Cold got to be. You know? Shiiiiit.
2007-12-04 11:41:08 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Eye thynk u no da anzer ta dat. Werd?
2007-12-04 11:40:12 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
I'd honestly be surprised if he understands anything but Aramaic.
2007-12-04 11:48:36 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Noba wayba
2007-12-04 11:39:18 · answer #10 · answered by ɹɐǝɟsuɐs Blessed Cheese Maker 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
He knows Everything....sure He will....pray always in Jesus name
2007-12-04 11:41:47 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋