2007-12-04 03:24:25 · 37 answers · asked by The Sidewalkinator 6 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Santa.........he gives me free presents!
Unlike you cheapie!
2007-12-04 04:24:42 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Santa
2007-12-04 03:28:37 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
Santa
2007-12-04 03:27:01 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 4⤊ 0⤋
Well, … I saw Santa at the Mall -- but he wasn't giving away presents so I know scientifically he was a fraud. In science we make the reasonable metaphysical assumption that all protons are identical, the universe is coherent. So, scientifically it is a reasonable conclusion that all Santa's are identical in the universe -- the universe of Santa's must be coherent. Therefore, if this Santa is a fraud then they all are if any others exist.
Therefore Santa really doesn't exist.
But something has to exist for there to exist anything at all.
And we know things exist.
So it would be Jesus.
2007-12-04 03:43:37 · answer #4 · answered by Blastman 2 · 2⤊ 1⤋
Jesus
2007-12-04 04:00:04 · answer #5 · answered by Monkey Mom 4 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Jesus
2007-12-04 03:35:45 · answer #6 · answered by Bangbangbangbang 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Without Jesus there would be no Santa.
2007-12-04 04:25:03 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 1⤋
Jesus
2007-12-04 03:27:55 · answer #8 · answered by zenon_bluezam 2 · 1⤊ 2⤋
Jesus
2007-12-04 03:27:06 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 2⤋
Jesus. Santa is a product of the consumer/capitalist society installed in order to perpetuate a consumer orgy each year which drives the economy. The creator son offers us lessons on attaining oneness of personality with the creator and in doing so his will becomes our own. In this sense, what you ask you may receive. Spirituality and personality immortality is a greater gift than the finite material possessions our society places value upon.
2007-12-04 03:31:55 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 1⤋
Santa, he brings better gifts and he shows up every year. We haven't seen Jesus in 2000+ years.
2007-12-04 03:28:20 · answer #11 · answered by The Oracle of Delphi 6 · 3⤊ 1⤋