This Year's First Christmas Joke
Three men died on Christmas Eve and were met by Saint
Peter at the pearly gates. "In honor of this holy season" Saint Peter said,"You must each possess something that symbolizes Christmas to get into heaven."
The first man fumbled through his pockets and pulled
out a lighter. He flicked it on. "It represents a candle",
he said. "You may pass through the pearly gates" Saint Peter said.
The second man reached into his pocket and pulled out
a set of keys. He shook them and said, "They're bells."
Saint Peter said "You may pass through the pearly gates".
The third man started searching desperately through
his pockets and finally pulled out a pair of women's panties.
St. Peter looked at the man with a raised eyebrow and
asked, "And just what do those symbolize?? The man
replied, "These are Carols."
And So The Christmas Season Begins......
2007-12-04 03:21:30 · 16 answers · asked by Oz 7 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
lmao that was a good one u deserve a star for that one
2007-12-04 03:47:43 · answer #1 · answered by shortcake 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I know I will never be asked such a thing at the pearly gates, I can only wonder what I will have to present at the Gates of Hell
LOL
2007-12-04 03:39:55 · answer #2 · answered by ? 6 · 1⤊ 1⤋
That was hilarious. Best Christmas joke I've heard yet.
2007-12-04 03:28:05 · answer #3 · answered by tootie 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Very funny; what a way to set the tone :)
2007-12-04 04:21:09 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
hehehehehee carols? i wonder what type of carol they are lol lol
2007-12-04 03:48:55 · answer #5 · answered by ggoldiee23 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋
HA!!! I bet those panties really sang!!!
Nice try, though ...
2007-12-04 05:54:11 · answer #6 · answered by Jewels 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
hahaha
2007-12-04 05:16:37 · answer #7 · answered by librian sexxy 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Heard this last week....Good!
2007-12-04 03:39:22 · answer #8 · answered by remoserjr107 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
lol cute
2007-12-04 03:41:34 · answer #9 · answered by Tiffany M 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
funnnnnnnnny
2007-12-04 03:45:57 · answer #10 · answered by robert c 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋