One day, a blonde was walking down the street when she saw a man and a woman sitting on their front porch. She decides to go ask them if they have any odd jobs that she could do.
"Hello, mister, do you have any work that needs to be done?"
"Why yes, actually, I need my back porch painted." he replies.
So he takes the blonde and gives her the paint and tells her to come and see him when she was done.
When the man re-enters the house, the wife has some suspicions about her, because she is a blonde.
"Everything will be fine," he says.
A half hour later, the blonde comes back in and says she was done.
"Already?"
"Yes, I even had enough time to do two coats." she says
The man says, "how much you do want for the job?"
"50$ will be fine" she says.
"Are you sure? it's a pretty big one."
"Yes, I'm sure."
So he gives her the 50 $ dollars and the blonde starts to leave, but then she turns around and says, "By the way, that's not a Porshe (porch) it's a *
2007-12-04 03:15:45 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
"By the way, that's not a Porshe (porch) , it's a Mercedes!
2007-12-04 03:16:11 · update #1
My dad told it to me a few weeks ago :)
2007-12-04 03:32:27 · update #2
Funny! 10!
2007-12-04 10:09:26 · answer #1 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hhahahahahaha! thats so funny! poor guy! where did you hear that?!
(what does Imao mean?)
2007-12-04 03:27:51 · answer #2 · answered by nikki<33 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol like that one
2007-12-04 03:36:56 · answer #3 · answered by Tiffany M 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
thats hilarious!
star to you!
2007-12-04 03:24:30 · answer #4 · answered by knowitall 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ahaha. lmao.
2007-12-04 03:20:15 · answer #5 · answered by blah 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha!
2007-12-04 03:22:34 · answer #6 · answered by Jessica 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
well .lol
2007-12-04 03:24:23 · answer #7 · answered by HaSiCiT Bust A Tie A1 TieBusters 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL!!!
2007-12-04 03:23:40 · answer #8 · answered by Lisa S 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋