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Ugly bloke walks into a pub with a big grin on his face ! What are you so happy about says the barman!!!??? , well i live near the railway and on my way home last night i noticed a woman tied to the tracks , i cut her free , took her home and we ended up shaggin all night!!!!!!
Nice one , said the barman , Did you get a BLO* JOb????
No! the man replys............I never found her head!!!!

2007-12-04 02:57:43 · 23 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music Jokes & Riddles

23 answers

Thats a sick one. Talk about being desperate.... OMG

2007-12-04 03:04:20 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Why would he ask if he got a blo job if he knew they shagged all night? you should change it to "i took her home..." barman asks "oh, did she give you a ********?" "i couldnt find her head so we just ended up shagging all night"

2007-12-04 03:16:37 · answer #2 · answered by bustagrimes10 5 · 0 1

Funny! 10!

2007-12-04 03:00:46 · answer #3 · answered by cats 7 · 4 0

Nice!

2007-12-04 03:02:19 · answer #4 · answered by Froggie S 4 · 0 0

Ha ha thats funny..if a little sick

2007-12-04 03:01:07 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

Not sick; Funny!

2007-12-04 03:58:25 · answer #6 · answered by chillin in the U.P. 2 · 0 0

Ha ha ha good one. Have a star!

2007-12-04 03:01:43 · answer #7 · answered by Charlene 6 · 1 0

That was a good one

2007-12-04 03:03:03 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

That's a good one i've heard sicker though.

2007-12-04 03:24:26 · answer #9 · answered by tootie 3 · 0 0

ha ha ha funny
thanks for a laugh
10/10

2007-12-04 03:08:34 · answer #10 · answered by Luck dragon 7 · 0 0

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