Who IS the prophet of the bean, anyway?
I don't want to set anyone off, but I've never named an object smaller than a car, and I kind of want to try it.
2007-12-04 02:44:28 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Go for it!
You might want to remember to dedicate it to Caffeina, though.
2007-12-04 02:48:08 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
the ones that will be offended are the followers of the holy coffeepot who'll be very much annoyed by the fact that you reduced their contanergod to a mere bean.
they might make you drink 8 cups of turkish coffee in one go.
2007-12-04 11:22:25 · answer #2 · answered by joe the man 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
No they probably would just laugh I'm not a pagan or alt but at least they keep there bollox to themselves not like all the other screaming maniacal christians and muslims and i don't believe that muslims wanted that teacher killed i think the press made that one up.
2007-12-04 10:53:02 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Rioting pagans? Now that would be good way to get them all in the same place and unite them in a common cause...why not lol
2007-12-04 10:48:04 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
You're talking about the people who came up with the Lesser Elvis Banishing Ritual of the Sequined Pentagram*. I doubt we'd be offended.
2007-12-04 16:04:15 · answer #5 · answered by Lupa 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Pagans rarely riot.
2007-12-04 10:50:55 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
This Pagan can care less what you name your coffeepot.
2007-12-04 11:32:02 · answer #7 · answered by Abriel 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL.
One Wiccan lady once told me that it's ok to use any name you wish in invoking the God or the Goddess, except maybe for saying, "YO! Bytch, GET OVER HERE!"
Even so, it's not enough for anyone to become violent over. The deities are powerful enough to take care of themselves without human ire.
2007-12-04 10:52:07 · answer #8 · answered by coralsnayk 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I AM THE PROPHET OF THE BEAN AND ALL UNBELIEVERS WILL BE DECAFFEINATED AND SUBJECTED TO REPEATED LATTES.....
HAHA
i am coffee_pot so thought i would jump in...everyone have a cup of joe......
and hug your teddy bear today...he has had a tough week....
2007-12-04 10:54:29 · answer #9 · answered by coffee_pot12 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
They are to busy being HUMAN BEINGS to riot.
As long as the almighty bean keeps perking, I will worship every sunrise with it
2007-12-04 10:49:54 · answer #10 · answered by ? 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Oh,just name them all,God,Jesus,Mary,and Joseph! The Christians will get a kick out of that,if,anything,probably,like that,and name everything God,...
2007-12-06 09:18:34 · answer #11 · answered by Life goes on... 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋