2007-12-04 00:16:27 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
naked on a mountain top tootin on a flizute ridin on a horse drinkin whiskey out a bizoote with the wings and the teeth of an african bat her middle name is mudbone and on top of all that.....
2007-12-04 12:14:20 · update #1
Can my country borrow her, in case global warming gets out of hand? We'll need something to live on once we're consumed by the sea.
2007-12-04 00:20:11 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Your Mama So Fat
when she step on the Weight Scales it says...'to be continued'...
she once went on a seafood diet...whenever she saw food she ate it!
folk exercise by jogging around her!
when she bends over, we enter Daylight Saving Time.
she sat on a Nintendo Gamecube and it turned into a gameboy
she make Kiko the Whale look like a Smartie
NASA plan to use her to shore up the hole in the Ozone layer
she was measured at 38-26-36 and that was just the left arm...
small objects orbit her.
she make olympic sumo wrestlers look anerixic.
when I tell her to haul ***, she gotta make two trips.
when she farted she launched herself into orbit.
she lost a game at Hide&Seek only cos I spotted her...behind Mount Everest.
when I had to swerve to avoid hitting her on the road I ran out of Petrol!
she could be the eighth continent.
she nearly put Safeway out of business
the only thing that's attracted to her is gravity.
her Uni graduation photo was an aerial
when she auditioned for a part in Raiders of the Lost Ark she got the part of the big Rolling Ball.
she make Jabba the Hutt look anorexic.
her fave food is seconds.
her belt size is Equator.
she eats Desert out of a Trash Can lid
she wears an 'X' jacket and Copters attempt to land on her
she shows up on radar.
she needs a map to find her butt.
she fell into the Grand Canyon....and got stuck!
she wears an asteroid belt.
her Passport photo says 'Picture is continued overleaf'
she has TB ... 2 bellys.
she's once, twice, three times a lady.
she was in the Daily Record last week on page 5, 6, 7, 8, and 9.
the circus use her as a trampoline
stunt agencies use her as an air mattress
when she opens the Fridge it says - 'I give up...'
she got a new gig at the Cinema...she works as the screen
she once told me 'I could eat a horse'...believe me, she wasn't kidding!
she deep fries her toothpaste.
Anything Yo's - So Fat...
Yo Grannie so damn fat, that if she was an Aeroplane, she'd be a Jumbo Jet.
Yo Grandpa so fat that he's half Scottish, half Irish and half American
Yo Wife so fat she fell off a boat and the Captain yelled, "Land Ahoy!!!"
Yo Priest so fat, when he bungee jumped he went straight to hell...
Yo Doctor so fat, that when her Beeper goes off folk think she's backing up.
Yo Auntie so fat when she goes to Gap the only thing she can fit into is the Dressing Room
Yo Bookie so fat he gotta buy clothes by the furlon
Yo Dentist so fat that when he burped he blew out all yo mamma's teeth...that why she so ugly!
Yo Papa's so large when you climb on top of him your ears pop.
Yo Father so fat that when he sat on a Rainbow skittles fell out.
Yo Sister so fat that even Richard Simmons can't help laughing
Yo Sis so Monstrous she uses Soccer balls for earrings.
Yo Father so fat he can't even tie his own shoelaces
Yo Mama so huge that God created her...and on the seventh day rested.
Your Kid Sister so fat the Japanese Sumo Wrestling squad had to turn her down.
Yo Star Trek fan so fat he make Riker's beer belly look 2 atoms thick
Yo Lawyer's so fat...we're inside her right now.
Yo' Baker so freakin fat he masturbates when reading cookbooks
Yo Auntie so fat that Weight Watchers threw her out for breaking the scales.
Yo Boss so fat that when she calls a board meeting she has to pull herself up a Sofa.
Yo Air hostess so fat that on a scale of 1 to 10 she a 747.
Your boyfriend so fat he hasn't seen his feet for 10 years
Yo Bro so fat that when he farted, Mars came out...and I ain't talkin bout the 'sweetie'
You Nana so fat that when she went for a swim in the ocean she caused a 60 foot tidal wave.
Yo Music teacher so freakin Fat that she whistles Bass
Yo Postman so fat he got his very own Post Code
You cousin so fat she's on Both sides of the family.
Yo Girlfriend so fat I ask her to go get a Curry and she bring back 80 pounds of gravy.
Yo kid brother so fat he sat on 4 quarters and made a dollar.
Your Mom so fat she uses a bed mattress for a maxipad
Yo wife so fat she got more nooks and Crannies than a Ploughman's pastry
Yo Sister so fat she got a new job DJ'ing for the Ice Cream Van.
Yo Momma so fat all chairs in the house have their own seatbelts.
Yo Dog so fat that when you take it 'walkies' it don't know whether it walking or rolling
Your Mommas so fat, when it says All you can eat it still ain't enough.
Yo' Astronomer so fat she plays pool with Venus....and Neptune...and pluto...and...
2007-12-04 12:23:38 · answer #2 · answered by frogyberternie 1 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Yo mama is so fat, in school, she sat next to everybody. She wakes up in sections. She has her own zip code. Even her clothes have stretch marks.
2007-12-04 09:38:22 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Your mama is so fat she needs a map to find her butt.
Your mama so fat you have to grease the door frame and hold a twinkie on the other side just to get her through.
2007-12-04 08:21:00 · answer #4 · answered by KyLoveChick 7 · 4⤊ 0⤋
Yo Mama is SO FAT, that when she walks by the beach, the whales all start singing, "We are Family"!
2007-12-04 14:38:40 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
shes so fat the greenies are protesting at your house saying the whales are in danger of extinction and want their blubber back
2007-12-04 08:20:34 · answer #6 · answered by Audio Visual master 4 · 3⤊ 0⤋
your mamas so fat...they threw her in the air to plug up the hole in the ozone layer.
2007-12-04 08:38:49 · answer #7 · answered by babykiss 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
ur mama is so fat that people run around her for exercise.
2007-12-04 08:41:48 · answer #8 · answered by lilliza 2 · 3⤊ 0⤋
ur mama is so fat.. when she jumped in the air she got stuck!!!
2007-12-04 08:19:04 · answer #9 · answered by Drea 2 · 3⤊ 0⤋
she is so fat when ants walk on her tummy, they realize that the earth is round
2007-12-04 10:05:57 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋