1) Did you fart, cause you blew me away.
2) Are your parents retarded, 'cause you sure are special.
3) My Love for you is like diarrhea .. I can't hold it in.
4) Do you have a library card, 'cause I'd like to sign you out.
5) Is there a mirror in your pants? Because I can see myself in them.
6) If you and I were Squirrels, I'd store my nuts in your hole.
7) You might not be the best looking girl here, but beauty is only a light switch away.
8) Man - "Fat Penguin!"
Woman - "WHAT?"
Man - "I just wanted to say something that would break the ice."
9) I may not be Fred Flintstone, but I bet I can make your bed-rock.
10) I can't find my puppy, can you help me find him? I think he went into this cheap motel room.
11) Your eyes are as blue as window cleaner.
12) If you're going to regret this in the morning, we can sleep until the afternoon.
13) Your face reminds me of a wrench, every time I think of it my nuts tighten up
2007-11-29 22:18:11 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
these are GREAT! 8-my good freind has a penguin obsession, and that sounds just like something we would say!
so mindless, and thats what makes them good..
2007-11-30 05:17:14 · answer #1 · answered by rhay ♥ 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
no.2's the winner for deffinetly!
how this
i lost my bed can i sleep in yours tonite
i lost ma sheep can i take you to bed instead!
i lost ma phone number can i have yours
2007-11-30 06:52:51 · answer #2 · answered by Roxas 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
rofl, i like number 5
2007-11-30 07:30:27 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
loved it!, especially #6
2007-11-30 08:25:14 · answer #4 · answered by Jen 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL!! I like #8 the best!!!!
2007-11-30 06:39:17 · answer #5 · answered by Chipilona 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
thumbs up!!
2007-11-30 09:09:17 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋