A cowgirl walks into a bar and orders three mugs of Bud.
She sits in the back of the room, drinking a sip out of each one in turn. When she finishes them, she comes back to the bar and orders three more.
The bartender approaches and tells the cowgirl, "You know, a mug goes flat after I draw it. It would taste better if you bought one at a time."
The cowgirl replies, "Well, you see, I have two sisters. One is in Australia, the other is in Dublin. When we all left home, we promised that we'd drink this way to remember the days when we drank together. So I'm drinking one beer for each of my sisters and one for myself." The bartender admits that this is a nice custom, and leaves it there.
The cowgirl becomes a regular in the bar, and always drinks the same way. She orders three mugs and drinks them in turn.
One day, she comes in and only orders two mugs. All the regulars take notice and fall silent. When she comes back to the bar for the second round, the bartender says, "I don't want to intrude on your grief, but I wanted to offer my condolences on your loss."
The cowgirl looks quite puzzled for a moment, then a light dawns in her eyes and she laughs. "Oh, no, everybody's just fine," she explains, "It's just that my husband and I joined the church and I had to quit drinking. Hasn't affected my sisters, though."
2007-11-29 21:17:30 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
im scorin u 100/10
2007-11-29 23:38:55 · answer #1 · answered by babe 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You really have a sense of humor , you know. Just couldn't help but smile.....
I don't drink beer or wine, but my friends did. Parties are not complete without some beer or wine , just to make the occasion more enjoyable.
2007-11-30 05:26:21 · answer #2 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Sweet!
2007-11-30 06:08:36 · answer #3 · answered by Jojo 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Not a question but a good joke. Nice laugh.
2007-11-30 05:22:15 · answer #4 · answered by Nick 1 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Funny Funny Funny. makes me smile.
2007-11-30 05:23:08 · answer #5 · answered by Oscar 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Hehe - very clever have a star!
2007-11-30 05:20:55 · answer #6 · answered by Puppet Dictator 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
lol,10/10, very funny.
2007-11-30 05:32:49 · answer #7 · answered by xyz 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
awww
2007-11-30 06:16:36 · answer #8 · answered by matt limuel o 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
star
do I need to explain :)
2007-11-30 07:11:11 · answer #9 · answered by Mike 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol what a ripper
2007-11-30 05:22:06 · answer #10 · answered by L J 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋