When I went to Buckingham Palace to receive my award from Queen Elizabeth, I noticed a really foul odor and observed that The queen had a huge lump of fresh steaming dog excrement stuck to her shoe. I pointed this out to HM and said in an avuncular manner, "hey Betty you've got dog poo on your shoe"
The queen who was obviously quite drunk turned purple with rage and hurled a page boy at me before storming out. I fled from the palace pursued by a pack of corgis and my award was canceled. Was my statement to the Queen a violation of Protocol and if so how should you act when you realise the Queen has Poo on her shoe?
2007-11-29 19:50:06 · 3 answers · asked by Vermin 5 in Society & Culture ➔ Etiquette
You should've thought of some good euphamisms. You should've said, 'Hey Beautiful, i see there are four-legged animal turdies on your Jimmy Choos.'
2007-11-29 21:41:27 · answer #1 · answered by -♦One-♦-Love♦- 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
One never speaks to Her Majesty without her having spoken first, even if she's up to her eyeballs in dog poo.
2007-11-29 19:58:15 · answer #2 · answered by Richard B 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
You are full of wind!!!!!!!
2007-11-29 22:13:02 · answer #3 · answered by Ruby Jane 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋