There was a little boy playing in the living room with his new
Electric Train set that he'd just gotten for Christmas. His mother
was in the kitchen doing dishes.
The mother heard the train stop and heard her son bellow out,
"All you sons-a-b*tches that want to disembark do it now. Any of you bastards
who want to get on had better get going cause we're fixin' to leave."
Stunned, his mother immediately dropped what she was doing and ran
into the living room. She yanked her son up and said, "We don't use
that kind of language in this house young man! Now you can go up to
your room and you can come out in two hours after you've thought
about your behavior."
The little boy went to his room and returned to the living room in two
hours and started playing with his train again. The mother heard the
train stop and the little boy say, "I would like to thank those of you
leaving for traveling with us today. Please don't forget to take your
personal items with you. For those of you boarding the train, please
store your personal items under your seats or in the overhead bins.
We will be leaving shortly."
His mother was just as proud as a mother could be...
Her heart full of pride, she heard him continue, "And those of you
who are p*ssed off about the two hour delay, please see the b*tch in the
kitchen."
2007-11-29 19:13:25 · 30 answers · asked by ♥Scottish♥Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ♥Fairy♥ 7 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Ha Ha Ha You can take the boy out of the railway but you can't take the railway out of the boy x
2007-11-29 19:16:17 · answer #1 · answered by PinkPotions 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The Boy and his Train Set?
2014-12-11 16:50:17 · answer #2 · answered by ? 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Here http://www.goobypls.com/r/rd.asp?gid=416 you can find my favourite site about train models. If you are a beginner consider buying their ebook with a step by step guide to plan and build your first model railroad.
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2014-08-07 18:43:51 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
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2016-10-28 19:52:46 · answer #4 · answered by ? 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That made my day michelle. One of the best jokes I ever heard. some more Pl, I am somewhat crazy about kids' stuff.
2007-11-29 22:56:39 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Friendship or a boy over friendship?
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2016-11-14 21:01:29 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Excellent joke
2007-11-29 21:28:07 · answer #8 · answered by .... 6 · 1⤊ 1⤋
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