There was a perfect man who met a perfect woman. After a perfect
courtship, they had a perfect wedding. Their life together was,
of course, perfect. One snowy, stormy Christmas Eve, this perfect
couple was driving their perfect car along a winding road, when
they noticed someone at the side of the roadside in distress.
Being the perfect couple, they stopped to help. There stood Santa
Claus with a huge bundle of toys. Not wanting to disappoint any
children on the eve of Christmas, the perfect couple loaded
Santa and his toys into their vehicle. Soon they were driving
along delivering the toys. Unfortunately, the driving conditions
deteriorated and the perfect couple and Santa Claus had an accident.
Only one of them survived the accident. Who was the survivor?
Scroll down for the answer
The perfect woman. She's the only one that really existed in the
first place. Everyone knows there is no Santa Claus and there is no
such thing as a perfect man...
Women: stop reading here. Men: keep scrolling.
So, if there is no perfect man and no Santa Claus, the perfect
woman must have been driving. This explains why there was a car
accident. (By the way if you're a woman, and you're reading
this...this brings up another point....women never listen either.......)
2007-11-29 19:08:15 · 21 answers · asked by ♥Scottish♥Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ♥Fairy♥ 7 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
LOL
Nice one!
A star for u!!
2007-11-29 19:17:38 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha, after women at last. Totally unpredictable.
2007-11-30 07:22:24 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
F*ing brilliant x
2007-11-30 03:13:51 · answer #3 · answered by PinkPotions 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
absoflippinlutely terrific, love it, a star for a star.
2007-11-30 05:11:16 · answer #4 · answered by ? 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
thats as cold as ice
2007-11-30 04:24:00 · answer #5 · answered by jingles_delille 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
*hehehe*
didn't need to scroll down, knew that one...
Brilliant!
2007-11-30 03:26:33 · answer #6 · answered by Nova 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
OH HAHA !!!! Funny !! Tricky too !! Made me laugh though !!!
2007-11-30 03:26:20 · answer #7 · answered by Brilliant Queen (BQ)_forever !!! 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hehe an oldie goldie,pack of lies of course !!!
2007-11-30 08:41:03 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
hehehe, you are so right, pmsl
star time
xxxxxxxxx
2007-11-30 10:14:01 · answer #9 · answered by tastybits 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL - Love It
2007-11-30 07:00:20 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋