Three Immigrants!!!! STaR If FUnNy!!!?

Question

Three Chinese immigrants named Fu, Bu, and, Chu who went to live in the U.S.A. decided to americanize their names:

Bu called himself "Buck"

Chu called himself "Chuck"

Fu decided to go back to China

No Speaka De Enrish!?!?

A bus stops and 2 men get on. They sit down and engage in an animated conversation. The lady sitting next to them ignores them at first, but her attention is galvanized when she hears one of them say the following: "Emma come first. Den I come. Den two asses come together. I come once-a-more! Two asses, they come together again. I come again and pee twice. Then I come one lasta time." The lady can't take this any more, "You foul-mouthed sex obsessed pig," she retorted indignantly. "In this country, we don't speak aloud in public places about our sex lives." "Hey, coola down lady," said the man. "Who talkin'abouta sex? I'm a justa tellin' my frienda how to spell 'Mississippi'

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Mermaid

There were these two ladies watching body builders in the gym. They noticed one guy have a very very small head for his body. Finally the guy noticed them staring so he came over to talk to them. The girls giggled and asked about his head. He star

ted to tell a story about how he was a fisherman many many years ago. He used to own a boat and would go out on very long trips. One night as he was sailing the ocean he noticed something caught in the neting. He pulled up the net and all tangled was a mermaid. The mermaid thanked him so much for saving her. In return she could grant him one wish. He wished her to be human but she said no, she had to remain in her true form, he then asked to sleep with her and she again replyed no! Next he asked for a little head....

A bus carrying only ugly people crashes into an oncoming truck, and
everyone inside dies. As they stand at the Pearly Gates waiting to
enter Paradise and meet their maker, God decides to grant each person
one wish because of the grief they have experienced. They're all lined
up, and God asks the first one what the wish is.

"I want to be gorgeous," and so God snaps His fingers, and it is
done. The second one in line hears this and says, "I want to be
gorgeous too." Another snap of His fingers and the wish is granted.
This goes on for a while with each one asking to be gorgeous, but
when God is halfway down the line, the last guy in the line starts
laughing.

When there are only ten people left, this guy is rolling on the floor,
laughing his head off. Finally, God reaches this last guy and asks him
what his wish will be. The guy eventually calms down and says: "Make
'em all ugly again."

A man goes to his doctor with a problem. He tells the doctor that he has a little bump on his forehead that keeps growing outwards. The doctor does a quick examination and then shakes his head.
"I've seen this before, you are growing a penis on your forehead"
The man is shocked. He asks..
"You mean I'm eventually going to have a full-sized penis on my forehead?"
The doctor nods, "Yes, I'm very sorry"
The man can't believe it. "I'm going to have to look in the mirror everyday at a penis on my head?"
"Oh, No, certainly not" says the doctor
The man is relieved, until the doctor continues.
"Eventually, the b*lls will cover your eyes"

Answer 1

lmao

Answer 2

Funny
Funny
Funny
I didnt get the mermaid one and didnt like the last one but the rest were great.Have a star.

Answer 3

Funny! Ha Ha! 100!

Answer 4

the mississippi one was the only one i found funni

Answer 5

lame

Answer 6

haha..lol