I am not sure which could be more painful. I don't know how you can boil water and have the pan say "ENOUGH ALREADY!", but, dangit I love my wife, and I don't think she should be arrested for attempted homicide for the threats she has made on my life with extraterrestial objects such as "Deep Fried Tuna Helper". What do you think?
2007-11-29 15:55:25 · 20 answers · asked by Anonymous in Food & Drink ➔ Cooking & Recipes
Oh yikes - even I can do better than deep fried tuna helper - and I am not a very good cook. Maybe you should buy her cable so she can watch The Food Network.
2007-11-30 02:08:47 · answer #1 · answered by Nea 5 · 3⤊ 0⤋
LOL you poor guy! I would rate my mother in law in the same category. Maybe you should buy her a spot in a cooking school for Christmas. There are quite a few young ladies that my sons have dated that can't cook at all . If it doesn't come out of a box they are lost. I have taught my sons how to cook and have decided my grandchildren will also learn...just can't see burdening the world with another bad cook.
2007-11-30 04:44:17 · answer #2 · answered by ridder 5 · 3⤊ 0⤋
I think i'm going to start pretending I can't cook and suggest "deep fried tuna helper" to my fiance so he can start cooking!
He loves my food but I hate cooking all the time.
2007-11-30 00:37:53 · answer #3 · answered by ♪Msz. Nena♫ 6 · 4⤊ 0⤋
lol... thank god I don't cook! Otherwise it would have been my hubby saying these stuff!
I'm a danger to myself when I go into the kitchen... so hubby takes care of everything :D
He also does the dishes and the ironing... bcz am also good at breaking dishes and burning myself with the iron :D
Once... while cooking... I burned my right hand... my entire right hand! I couldn't do anything for a month! :D MAN... that was painful!
@gen patton..
What does that suppose to mean?
2007-11-30 00:13:55 · answer #4 · answered by Samantha 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Not only can I and do I cook- so does my man, so we actually have fought over who gets to cook dinner-
but I do have some suggestions- buy her subscriptions to women's day and family circle- not the greatest gourmet meals, but normal and easy.
laugh with her, not at her- deep fried tuna helper? come on.
2007-11-30 06:01:43 · answer #5 · answered by a cabingirl 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
I think you should buy cooking lessons FOR YOURSELF and from now on YOU should cook all the meals, and quit being such a meanie to your poor sweet wife, you bad boy.
spank spank
2007-11-30 18:36:26 · answer #6 · answered by Lady Morgana 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
NOW I HAVE YOU WHERE I WANT YOU!
I have cut and paste this question and if you do not send me 100$ a month, I am going to send this to your WIFE! BaHAHAHAHAHAHAH!
You will be sleeping out in the gutters for Christmas..in the frigid cold of the deserts! You will be served ice-cycles for Christmas dinners. You will be on one of those corners with a sign saying: "Please, I need food even if it makes me feel like I have an icepick in my eye".
You are doomed!
2007-11-30 10:10:01 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 5⤊ 0⤋
"Deep Fried Tuna Helper", eh? Well, she is trying, at least. Why not go the microwave meal route? Darth survives on microwave pizza, after all.
Never underestimate the power of a microwave.
2007-11-30 00:02:05 · answer #8 · answered by Jack B, goodbye, Yahoo! 6 · 9⤊ 0⤋
8Track, dear, why don't you take up cooking? Better yet, cook together. If you are both inept, there are tons of cookbooks out there. Try something simple and then expand your horizons. Both my sons are excellent cooks - they will never suffer from lack of good eats.
2007-11-30 17:53:08 · answer #9 · answered by Redwitch vt 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Nah, mine is pretty good, but she is hit or miss at times. The funny part is that when she makes something good, and I compliment her, thinking I'll get more of it, I NEVER see it again. Don't know why, but she never makes the same good thing twice. She's made the same crapola thing more than once, but never the same great dish twice!
2007-11-30 02:14:14 · answer #10 · answered by Mikey 6 · 3⤊ 0⤋