A lawyer died and arrived at the Pearly Gates.
Saint Peter asked him,"What have you done to merit entrance into heaven?"
The lawyer thought a moment, then said,"A week ago, I gave a quarter cent to a homeless person on the street."
Saint Peter asked Gabriel to check this out in the records, and after a moment Gabriel affirmed that it was true.
Saint Peter said,"Well, that's fine, but it's not really quite enough to get you into Heaven."
The Lawyer said, "Wait, wait! There's more! Three years ago, I also gave a homeless person a quarter cent."
Saint Peter nodded to Gabriel, who, after a moment nodded back to affirm that it was true.
Saint Peter then whispered to Gabriel,"Well, what do you suggest we do with this fellow?"
Gabriel gave the lawyer a sidelong galnce, then said to Saint Peter,"Let's give back him his 50 cents and tell him to go to Hell."
2007-11-29 15:37:04 · 20 answers · asked by aditya 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
hahahaha...good one mate!
2007-11-29 15:40:32 · answer #1 · answered by Sean Lawlor 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny! 10!
2007-11-30 02:21:21 · answer #2 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha ha. i hope this doesnt happen to all the lawyers. seems that just giving small amt of money is the best he can do. maybe all his life in his profession, hes been lying.
nice joke
2007-11-29 23:57:13 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
heh funny
2007-11-29 23:39:57 · answer #4 · answered by I hate carrots 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha!!! Do you make these up?
2007-11-30 00:46:58 · answer #5 · answered by dr.strangeduck 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Vry funny....
2007-11-30 00:15:15 · answer #6 · answered by scott_romeo_summers 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
very strange but awesome!
2007-11-29 23:59:08 · answer #7 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
not bad
2007-11-30 00:00:44 · answer #8 · answered by vep 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
it actually made me laugh :P
2007-11-29 23:49:08 · answer #9 · answered by I ♥ me 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahaha.....it was quiet funny
2007-11-30 08:49:00 · answer #10 · answered by DIVYANI S 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋