Bambi, a buxom blonde came running up to her husband in the driveway as he came home from work just jumping for joy. He didn't know why she was jumping for joy but thought, what the heck, and started jumping up and down with her.
When Bambi said, "Honey, I have some really great news for you!"
He said, "Great, tell me what you're so happy about!"
She stopped jumping and was breathing heavily from all the jumping up and down, when she told him that she was pregnant!
He was ecstatic! They had been trying for awhile. He kissed her and told her, "That's great! I couldn't be happier!"
Then, she said, "Oh, honey, there's more!"
He asked, "What do you mean, 'more'?"
She said, "Well, we are not having just one baby, we are going to have TWINS!"
Amazed at how she could know so soon after getting pregnant, he asked her how she knew.
She said, "Well, that was the easy part. I went to pharmacy and bought the twin pack home pregnancy test kit and BOTH tests came out positive!"
2007-11-29 14:59:14 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
that took me a second but thats funny
2007-11-29 15:02:50 · answer #1 · answered by BooBoo 2 · 0⤊ 2⤋
okay i really need to stop reading your jokes
beacause i am in the school libary
and i laugh and get told to be quiet
omg
you are so funny
2007-11-30 18:39:39 · answer #2 · answered by country=)girl<3 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
i dont think this is just a blonde joke, i know a few peopel who arent blonde that would think the same thing (incuding me, but i would eventually know its not twins)
2007-11-29 23:29:19 · answer #3 · answered by sweetgogana2007 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
ROFL!! I've known a few blondes like that!!
2007-11-30 00:49:58 · answer #4 · answered by Ginny 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
HaHaHaHaHaHa
2007-11-29 23:20:24 · answer #5 · answered by Natalie 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
That was classic! Great one! =D
2007-11-30 01:51:03 · answer #6 · answered by zorro 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
* A natural Born one if there ever was one*
2007-11-29 23:05:14 · answer #7 · answered by Me 7 · 0⤊ 2⤋
LOL
Nice one!
A star for u!!
2007-11-30 02:42:55 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
blonde jokes are so funny......cause they are so dumb'
no offense blondes. we couldnt laugh without your jokes.!!!
2007-11-29 23:13:29 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 2⤋
ya' gotta' love those blondes!! ROTFLMAO!! happy day:)
2007-11-30 06:25:22 · answer #10 · answered by siobhansofie 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋