Grandma and Grandpa were watching a healing service on TV.
The evangelist called to all who wanted to be healed to go to their TV set, place one hand on the TV and the other hand on the body part where they wanted to be healed.
Grandma got up and slowly hobbled to the TV, placed her right hand on the set and her left hand on her arthritic shoulder that was causing her to have great pain.
Then Grandpa got up, went to the TV, placed his right hand on the set and his left hand on his crotch.
Grandma scowled at him and said, "I guess you just don't get it. The purpose of doing this is to heal the sick, not to raise the dead."
2007-11-29 14:57:17 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
*Woooo hoooo*
2007-11-29 15:06:48 · answer #1 · answered by Me 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Jesus was the son of God therefore he wouldn't have had any treatment methods. He had the aide of God's Holy Spirit (God's active force which helped him succeed in all that he did) to heal the sick and even raise the dead. "Recieve free give free" he never charged anyone when he helped them if they were sick, that would be totally against what he believed in. Jesus did everything for the will of God in order to praise his name not to glorify himself.
2016-04-06 04:44:42 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
thats funny
2007-11-29 15:01:18 · answer #3 · answered by BooBoo 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LoL I've heard this one .... still funny ;) hehehe
2007-11-29 15:19:50 · answer #4 · answered by ? 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL too funny
2007-11-29 15:51:15 · answer #5 · answered by Trish 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL
Nice one!
A star for u!!
2007-11-29 18:49:32 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
brilliant
2007-11-29 15:01:05 · answer #7 · answered by goosebumpsandgiggles 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
HAHAHA!!!
LOL
That was sooo funny!
2007-11-29 15:25:51 · answer #8 · answered by 4everNever 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
star for you.......LOL FUNNY
HA
HA
AND A BIG
HA!
2007-11-29 15:16:09 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
ROFLMFAO!! Now that was funny!!
2007-11-29 16:51:39 · answer #10 · answered by Ginny 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋