This guy went parachuting. He jumped out of the plane, counted ten, and pulled his ripcord. Nothing happened so he pulled his reserve ripcord. Again nothing happened. He was thinking, now what do I do, pray? When he looked down he saw a guy coming up. He yelled, "Hey do you know anything about parachutes". The guy coming up yelled, "No do you know anything about furnaces".
2007-11-29 14:55:24 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
I've seen you tell this joke a few times before. It's pretty funny.
2007-11-29 15:00:54 · answer #1 · answered by Nels 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Not bad.
A pastor calls off sick one Sunday to play golf. He's having the best round of his life. On the last hole, he gets a hole in one! An angel asks God why He's letting this liar have such a great round.... God replies "Who's he gonna tell?"
2007-11-29 23:12:23 · answer #2 · answered by teran_realtor 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
when i clicked on your question i was going to answer "no, i've already read the bible", but this was a moot point when i got in here. *sigh* thanks for the joke and the points anyway.
2007-11-29 23:03:16 · answer #3 · answered by halloweenie 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
That's cute!
2007-11-30 00:07:05 · answer #4 · answered by Molly 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋