A German, an Italian and a Redneck were on death row. The warden gave them a choice of three ways to die:
1.. To be shot
2.. To be hung
3.. To be injected with the A.I.D.S. virus.
So the German said, "Shoot me right in the head." (Boom he was dead instantly.)
Then the Italian said, "Just hang me." (Snap, he was dead.)
Then the Redneck said, "Give me some of that AIDS stuff." They gave him the shot, and the Redneck fell down laughing.
The guards looked at each other and wondered what was wrong with this guy. Then the Redneck said "Give me another one of those shots," so the guards did. Now he was laughing so hard, tears rolled from his eyes and he doubled over.
So finally the warden said, "What the heck is wrong with you?" The Redneck replied, "You guys are so stupid.....I'm wearing a condom!"
2007-11-29 13:10:52 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
LOL gottta love those rednecks...
haha wen i read the title, i thought it was one guy who was a german-italian redneck haha
2007-11-29 13:19:28 · answer #1 · answered by whydoesitcrysmeagol 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good one! Funny! 10!
2007-11-29 13:12:57 · answer #2 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahaha rednecks with AIDS
2007-11-29 13:19:03 · answer #3 · answered by noahb4103 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
thats funny
2007-11-29 14:37:36 · answer #4 · answered by BooBoo 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Title made me laugh all on its own ^.^
2007-11-29 13:44:18 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha wow
2007-11-29 13:14:35 · answer #6 · answered by poptart 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
at least, the redhead would die slowly ...
nice choice for the redhead (or should it be blonde?!?) ...
who's stupid now ...
2007-11-29 13:19:06 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
HAHAHA FREAKIN FUNNY! GOOD ONE STAR!
2007-11-29 13:16:53 · answer #8 · answered by Harvard Hopeful 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Don't get it. Sorry.
2007-11-29 13:43:41 · answer #9 · answered by otakunerd 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
HAHA LOL
2007-11-29 13:41:39 · answer #10 · answered by Trish 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋