I was walking past his bowl and looked at him. Suddenly two arms and legs popped out and he leaped out of his bowl. He's sitting in my chair, eating my pretzels and drinking my root beer watching the movie Jaws, over and over. I told him I want to watch my favorited TV show, Going Fishing TV and he got very mean!
He said he won't leave until his girl friend (my pet monkey) evolves into a beautiful 6 foot blonde. I told him that she most likely won't be blonde and it could take 4.5 million years. He said he will wait. What can I do, he's taking over my home, someone HELP! What should I do?
2007-11-29 13:04:15 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Be nice to your fish.
2007-11-29 13:08:09 · answer #1 · answered by Fish <>< 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
You can scare him by saying that .. after 4.5 millions later your fish may evolve into something else.
2007-11-29 13:11:29 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Well I honestly think you should cheak into a mental home.
Though I think I did see my pet giraffe sitting on my couch drinking a margerita.
But thats beside the point.
;]
2007-11-29 13:08:36 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Distract him. They have a short attention span. When he forgets about the blonde, drop him in the tank, and this time put a lid on it.
2007-11-29 13:12:30 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Two words: Fish Fry.
2007-11-29 13:11:25 · answer #5 · answered by ajfrederick9867 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Exterminator
1-800-GOT-PESTS
2007-11-29 13:07:11 · answer #6 · answered by Kiss My Turkey 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Survival of the fittest.
2007-11-29 13:12:05 · answer #7 · answered by punch 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I'll bet you could get a pretty penny for that fishy. Maybe you set up an amusement park. ;-)
2007-11-29 13:18:21 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
You posted this exact same lame example of your atrocious lack of knowledge of the evolutionary process several months ago.
I remember it well and it saddened me then too.
I spend too much time on here...
2007-11-29 13:10:14 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 1⤋
use the most powerful explosives you can find. if that doesnt work, go take a nap and call me in the morning.
2007-11-29 13:07:21 · answer #10 · answered by aj 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋