You can't.
But you could box it up neatly and put it on a shelf. Then close and lock the door, and come join us in the real world. You'll love it.
2007-11-29 11:21:39
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answer #1
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answered by Anonymous
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First of all I am not an atheist but I am disgusted by this question because it is completely nonsense. Why does Christianity have to be made cool for anyone?? Christians get a bad rep now because some of us do not actually follow the Word. Whoever said be nice to everyone, that is funny because Christians are supposed to treat people the way they would want to be treated. Jesus Christ died for my sins and I am born again, set free and made whole. That is cool enough for me, God is awesome and as a Christian I think trying to make God appeal to the secular world is wrong because it has been gone about all wrong. If there was a way that Christianity could simply be what it is and people were open enough to accept that, the world would be a better place. There are so many people saying they are Christian and not living the life at all which is why athiests and other non-believers are not getting it. Jesus loves you all whether you are the most lowly of sinners or the nicest saint--that is enough for me to be satisfied with the appeal of Christiandom.
2007-11-29 11:32:33
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answered by ♥CJ♥ 6
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Christianity cool? Now there's 2 words that I never thought I would see in the same sentence...
Why would you want to make christianity cool ? Isn't the whole point of becoming christian accepting the teachings and believing them right even if they aren't cool?
2007-11-29 11:24:02
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answer #3
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answered by Diane (PFLAG) 7
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I think that any organization that can convince untold numbers of people over thousands of years to surrender all freedom of thought, free will, civil rights and hard earned money based an an imaginary man in the clouds, threats and an incongruous storybook is very cool.
Scary as sh*t- but cool.
You guys just can't convince me to follow along.
2007-11-29 11:41:44
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answered by Sarcastibitch 4
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Just be really true to who you profess to be.
If for instance you honestly believe that abortion is wrong because life is sacred then have the moral courage to become vegetarians , demand the end of capital punishment in America and become anti-war activists .
If you did those things I probably still wouldn't join your club but I would be a fan of it.
2007-11-29 11:51:50
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answered by Anonymous
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Uh, I'm Christian,
And I wish that in general, most churches would put out
the word of acceptance, and love. Instead of something
like other parts of the world that can't accept differences.
like in:
"grant me the serenity to accept the things
I cannot change, Courage to change the
things I can, and the wisdom to know the
difference."
2007-11-29 12:04:43
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answered by the Punisher 6
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How could you make Christianity cool? Cool? Look, I have no beliefs in a God or Gods. Do whatever you like, you can all go sit on a block of ice for all I care.
2007-11-29 11:21:34
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answered by Anonymous
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great question. Basically remove the ban on condoms, stop trying to disprove evolution, stop fighting the muslims in e.g. nigeria, prevent paedophilia in the churches
anything stupid like that.
also you might want to follow the pope and say hell isn't a place but separation from god, because saying god allows billions to burn in a pit of fire forever, kind of makes him look like a psycho.
do loads of charity work, live morally, look after each other - you tick these boxes already.
Edit: yeah, I also vote for Monica Belluci as spokesperson.
2007-11-29 11:25:49
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answer #8
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answered by some_pixels_on_a_screen 3
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Ask me again after Pat Robertson reports live from the scene on CNN as Hell freezes over.
2007-11-29 12:16:00
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answered by Der Lange 5
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Change the ten commandments to this:
1. Don't be a jackass
2. Do whatever the hell you want other than the rules stated here.
3. Keep your money unless you want to give me some.
2007-11-29 11:25:59
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answered by ? 5
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Encourage thinking for yourself and frequently challenging established ideas, based on our God-given reason. Stop making someone's interpretation of the Bible the supreme authority on all matters.
2007-11-29 11:40:23
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answered by Surely Funke 6
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