there are alot of yo momma jokes out there...but I never heard a yo daddy joke...enlighten me please
2007-11-29 11:04:18 · 13 answers · asked by Leannamick 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
I cant do no jokes bout yo daddy...
cuz no one knows who he is!
2007-11-29 11:10:06 · answer #1 · answered by They Call Me 'Flippy' 3 · 2⤊ 2⤋
Yo Daddy so fat by the time he turned around it was Easter!
2007-11-29 19:54:23 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Yo daddy so nasty, the skid marks in his underwear looks like a kid hide a fudgepop in there
2007-11-29 19:54:52 · answer #3 · answered by panhead 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
ur daddy is so dumb, he has an IQ as low as A-L-E-X
You can replace yo mama, with yo daddy...how did you ever figure that out
No offence Bro, just a joke
2007-11-29 21:33:34 · answer #4 · answered by Speedstar 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Yo Daddy is so dumb, he brought toilet paper to a crap game.
Yo Daddy is so ugly when he was a kid your grandmother had to tie a piece of meat around his neck so the dog would play with him.
2007-11-29 19:28:35 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
So yo daddy dresses in a yellow suit and by accident he fell of the CN tower.Then people started yelling "THE SUN IS FALLING!AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!"
So yo daddy drops a quarter into a parking machine thingy and said "Where my gumball?"
Like 'em don't write 'em
2007-11-29 19:25:22 · answer #6 · answered by Alice 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
you can take just about any yo mamma jokes and make them yo daddy jokes just by replacing momma's with daddy's
2007-11-29 19:10:47 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 2⤋
Yo daddy is so fat he jumped in the air and got stuck
2007-11-29 19:09:24 · answer #8 · answered by peaches6 7 · 1⤊ 2⤋
yo' daddy's so fat, he sees a bus full of white people and says, "hey! stop that twinkie!"
:0)
2007-11-29 19:43:30 · answer #9 · answered by Miss Random 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
yo daddy is so fat when he went into da ocean the whales started singing 'we are family'
yo daddy is so ugly he broke mirroe (< this is the funniest one .. it cracks up everyone i know)]
yo dady is so ugly everyone called him ugly
2007-11-29 19:12:10 · answer #10 · answered by I ♥ Tom DeLonge 3 · 0⤊ 2⤋