...that I've finally witnessed the miracle that will convert me into a believer...?
http://www.getbehindjesus.net
2007-11-29 10:48:28 · 29 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
It bears the mark of the chosen one, we must keep that dog safe from the SSS (secret satanic society).
2007-11-29 14:26:21 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
Well, this is a bit of a tight one you got yourself into!
If you don't convert after this, then your doomed and I do mean doomed.
Get down on your knees and kiss his ring.
Cos, if you don't they come around at night with pointy hat on and burn crucifixes on your drive way.
Just one question; Does all this mean that we now have to start from year zero again?
so this year is in fact The year 0 Annus Dogini
2007-11-29 22:03:53 · answer #2 · answered by Sly Fox [King of Fools] 6 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Stick your head in the dog's asshole and see how much you can keep your breath inside there, if you survive for more than 10 minutes, it is considered a miracle and then convert into a believer.....Good for you!
Edit: what's so funny in this?!
2007-11-29 19:03:14 · answer #3 · answered by ? 6 · 4⤊ 2⤋
Considering the reaction a British teacher got just for letting her students name a teddy bear Mohammed...aren't you glad you aimed this at Christians, rather than Muslims?
Can you imagine the reaction Muslims would have if this were a pic of their prophet??
Oh, my!!
2007-11-29 19:23:28 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 2⤋
sure looked to me as if that photo had a lot of extra help
answer therefore is NO
ohhhh all of a sudden I swell wet dog butt
2007-11-29 18:54:57 · answer #5 · answered by LandOfMisty 5 · 2⤊ 1⤋
OH FINALLY, AT LAST, I HAVE ANSWER AND NOW I AM A BELIEVER IN THE HOLY ODOR OF SANCTITY ...
And to think I once thot dog farts were from Satan!
EDIT: thanks! Now I know what to fix for dinner! Frozen burritos in honor of butt ugly Jesus!
2007-11-29 19:31:30 · answer #6 · answered by Der Lange 5 · 2⤊ 2⤋
What happens when the dog defecates? Is it like Jesus ascending to the Heavens?
2007-11-29 18:54:19 · answer #7 · answered by Lex Fok B.M.F. 3 · 3⤊ 2⤋
I actually kind of think that it's a put down to the Guy, being on the dog's butt.
2007-11-29 18:52:57 · answer #8 · answered by Defender of Freedom 5 · 1⤊ 2⤋
Ewww. But if it gets those stupid christ-on-grilled-cheese stories off the front page, it's worth it.
2007-11-29 18:59:13 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 4⤊ 1⤋
Nah, it's just mass hysteria/hallucination
2007-11-29 18:51:56 · answer #10 · answered by Polaris 3 · 2⤊ 1⤋