This guy arrives at the Pearly Gates. He has to wait to be admitted, while St. Pete leafs through his Big Book.
He's checking to see if the guy is worthy of entry or not. Saint Peter goes through the books several times, furrows his brow, and says to the guy, "You know, I can't see that you did lots of good in your life but, you never did anything bad either.
Tell you what, if you can tell me of one REALLY good deed that you did in your life, you're in."
The guy thinks for a moment and says, "Well, there was this one time when I was drivin' down the highway and I saw a Biker Gang assaulting this poor girl. I slowed down my car to see what was going on, and sure enough, that's what they were doing. There were about 50 of 'em torturing this chick.
Infuriated, I got out my car, grabbed a tire iron from my trunk and walked straight up to the leader of the gang. He was a huge guy with a studded leather jacket and a chain running from his nose to his ear.
2007-11-29 10:08:16 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
As I walked up to the leader, the Gang formed a circle all around me.
So I ripped the leader's chain off his face and smashed him over the head with the tire iron. Then I turned around and yelled to the rest of them, 'Leave this poor, innocent girl alone, you slime! You're all a bunch of sick, deranged animals! Go home before I teach you all a lesson in pain!'"
St. Peter, extremely impressed, says, "Really? Wow, when did all this happen?"
"Er.. about two minutes ago."
2007-11-29 10:08:28 · update #1
lol..that's soo funny...
2007-11-29 10:12:51 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Haha! Good one.
xo Harper Dee
2007-11-29 18:12:23 · answer #2 · answered by Harper Dee 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I get it!! He got killed by the gang, so that's how he's there and that's the only really good deed he's done since it's at the end of his life.
2007-11-29 18:14:47 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
hahahha funny 100!!!! 100/10 star for you!!!
2007-11-29 18:11:22 · answer #4 · answered by Anna 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
so much for heaven,
so much for being a good guy...
lol
star, don't need to explain more right?
2007-11-29 21:08:43 · answer #5 · answered by Mike 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
haha i love that joke!!!! one of my favorite especially the old lady version
2007-11-29 18:11:15 · answer #6 · answered by skatingshopper247 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Lol. I get it. He died because they beat him up.
2007-11-29 18:12:46 · answer #7 · answered by :D 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
MAN THAT GUY SHOULD BE ADMITTED IN TO HEAVEN
2007-11-29 18:12:20 · answer #8 · answered by kidfoxy 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
LOL That was good
2007-11-29 18:12:27 · answer #9 · answered by @nim@l Lover 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
that was so funny
2007-11-29 18:18:34 · answer #10 · answered by ski ice123 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋