2007-11-29 09:38:16 · 49 answers · asked by Drewski 1 in Pets ➔ Cats
How about a roundhouse kick to the face, just like Chuck Norris would do it!
2007-11-29 14:31:39 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
You don't, at least not unless you want to loose a pint of blood and have the neighbors call the cops because of the screams(your's and your cat's) even if you and your cat survive and aren't arrested or seized by animal control you'll prolly only half finish the job at best, the cat is not going to hold still will you cut, nor is he going to let you get a good grip in the first place. If you want a cat fixed pay a professional
I know how to neuter a cat, its not that hard, but anesthesia is a definite requirement
2007-11-29 09:47:47 · answer #2 · answered by cnw002 5 · 2⤊ 3⤋
YOU CANNOT NEUTER A CAT WITHOUT TAKING HIM TO THE VET.
2007-11-29 10:46:31 · answer #3 · answered by Tessa 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
1. Go to med school.
2. Specialize in veterinary medicine.
3. Practice on yourself.
4. Take cat to vet.
2007-11-29 09:48:05 · answer #4 · answered by The Voice of Reason 7 · 3⤊ 2⤋
OK... this is the way you do it! I heard you have to bite them off. Your teeth have to be fairly straight (like you can't have really crooked ones) and bite fast. The quicker, the better. Afterward, tell the cat to hold still while you clean him up. Your Saliva is good for it and you should be able to clear up any infections that way.
2007-11-29 10:04:16 · answer #5 · answered by Wet Doggie 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Eeesh...You really flushed out the cuckoo birds with that one :-O
My answer though would be veeerrrryyyy carefully.I think you need like duct tape and a coat hanger. McGuyver could do it with these items.
2007-11-29 09:51:20 · answer #6 · answered by stulisa42 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
You don't, as if you didn't know. Neutering involves removing the reproductive organs. This is a stupid question, and no way is it for real.
2007-11-29 10:16:16 · answer #7 · answered by Chalice 7 · 1⤊ 1⤋
You don't. You have to take it to the vet.
A cat is not like a cow or pig (farm animals) where you just casterate them....even then a vet is present!
2007-11-29 09:42:13 · answer #8 · answered by sierra_91_2000 5 · 1⤊ 3⤋
Try it. By the the time the cat finished with you, you would be the one who may need the vet...... I mean doctor.
2007-11-29 09:43:32 · answer #9 · answered by Really ? 7 · 4⤊ 3⤋
Please don't. Your cat would be in serious pain from no medication and may bleed to death. You don't know exactly where or what to cut and could cut some sort of important artery. Just cough up the bucks and call a vet.
2007-11-29 09:42:16 · answer #10 · answered by what were you expecting? 4 · 2⤊ 4⤋