Little Johnny comes home one day and says, "Mom! Little Mark next door has a penis like a peanut!"
"What do you mean, Johnny? Is it shaped like a peanut?"
"No," says Johnny. "It's salty."
2007-11-29 08:42:43 · 15 answers · asked by ツ Petar 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Sick.
2007-11-29 08:49:14 · answer #1 · answered by phatchick182004 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
It's funny and sick! I'm still a fan of the original little Johnny
Little Johnny was watching his mother get changed one day when he asked "Mom, what are those?" "Johnny, these are my flashlights" Then he asked "Mom what's that?" And his mother responded "That's my forest little johnny"
Later that day little Johnny was watching his father get changed. "Dad, what's that?" "That's my little mad Johnny" Said his father.
That night, Little Johnny went to sleep in his parents room with them. He looked under the covers and screamed "Mommy turn on your flashlights the little man's stuck in the forest!"
2007-11-29 16:56:23 · answer #2 · answered by ✂ scissor me timbers ✂ 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Sick
2007-11-29 16:46:06 · answer #3 · answered by Mokey 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Funny
2007-11-29 16:45:26 · answer #4 · answered by Cat Man 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Funny! 10!
2007-11-29 17:49:51 · answer #5 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny, but in a sick kinda way
LOL
2007-11-29 23:01:19 · answer #6 · answered by Ruthie1959 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Sick!
2007-11-29 16:45:48 · answer #7 · answered by bbygrl 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
More sick than funny!
2007-11-29 16:57:56 · answer #8 · answered by ♥**Me**♥ 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
100% sick
2007-11-29 16:59:15 · answer #9 · answered by Sweet Heart V 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
sick in a funny way...
or vice versa
2007-11-29 16:53:19 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋