Heather Mills McCartney parted company Friday with her lawyer and her publicist in her divorce war with Paul McCartney. His relationship with the one-legged model was doomed from the very start. He's an old- time rock 'n roller and she's into hip-hop.
2007-11-29 08:37:25 · 30 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
LMAO! omg, do you know how much I love you right now. I hate her! she ruined him. Poor guy makes a great life for himself, loses the love of his life..then that little b*tch has to come and ruin everything!
Thank you for that joke! I'm still laughing!
2007-11-29 12:08:25 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yeah well. Mary was in saturday school. She fell asleep during class when the teacher asked "Now Mary, who is our great creator?" the kid behind her stuck a pin at her back and she screamed "Gog almighty!" "That's absolutely ocrrect Mary dear" Mary fell asleep again. Later that day the teacher asked "Now Mary dear, who is our great and poweful lord and savior?" the kid behind her poked her with the pin again and she screamed "Jesus Christ!" "Absolutely!" said the teacher. Near the end of the day Mary had fallen asleep on her desk again. The teacher asked "Mary, what did Eve say after Adam got her pregnant for the third time?" the kid behind Mary stuck her with the pin again and she screamed "If you stick that thing in me one more time I'll snap it in half!" ... the teacher fainted
2007-11-29 16:45:21 · answer #2 · answered by ✂ scissor me timbers ✂ 4 · 5⤊ 0⤋
If u had used anybody else that is crippled i wouldn't have laughed, but it's freakin hilarious when you use her. She's a one legged gold digger. Star 4 U!
2007-11-29 16:50:05 · answer #3 · answered by ♥**Me**♥ 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
the only thing I can hear is crickets going on, not laughter dude. You have a serious problemm. Dont understand how you get to be a top ccontributer. sorry, better luck next time...
2007-11-29 16:41:16 · answer #4 · answered by NoNameForYou 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Her wooden leg was the perfect accessory Paul needed to smuggle his stash of marijuana onto airplanes and whatnot.
2007-11-29 16:40:26 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
That was funny. Starts out like a news update and you read to the end to get it!
2007-11-29 16:42:31 · answer #6 · answered by bellgoddess1 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Dude, you should have quit at the last joke you told now go outside and play while mommy gets dinner ready!!!
2007-11-29 16:40:52 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny! 10!
2007-11-29 18:13:13 · answer #8 · answered by cats 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Ha
2007-11-29 16:50:35 · answer #9 · answered by DT 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
hip hop. Cause she only has one leg lol
2007-11-29 16:39:57 · answer #10 · answered by Asking For It 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋