What are some of the questions you alway wondered about Santa? Like...
How dose he fly around the world in one night? Or...
How dose he fit all the gifts in his sack?
2007-11-29 08:32:19 · 16 answers · asked by ID773 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Television ➔ Other - Television
If he enjoyed the cookies I used to leave him.
2007-11-29 08:35:45 · answer #1 · answered by SAMHAIN 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Actually, for a great many of the questions people wonder about, like how can he visit so many homes in one night, or how does he have time to check the lists, etc., there is answer.
It's obvious that Santa has control over time. Probably through some device given to him from the far future. Or perhaps given to him from God himself. This device would allow him to squeeze a lot more work into a short period of time. While he may deliver presents all over the world in 24 hours, perhaps to him it takes years from his perspective.
Perhaps even his own immortality stems from that device.
2007-11-30 10:09:24 · answer #2 · answered by Uncle Pennybags 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
How does he get into people's homes w/out any chimney? I mean the majority of the houses today don't have chimney's. Just central heating. Hmmm. Nice one. I am a genius. I am figuring Santa Claus out smoothly.
2007-11-29 08:39:30 · answer #3 · answered by Viking799 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I want to know why i didn't get my fave toy when I was 6. I was good all year, I wrote him a nice letter and I left cookies and milk for him and carrots for the reindeer.
2007-11-29 12:44:52 · answer #4 · answered by oldbeatlefan53 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Those are some good questions, LoL
But the one I wonder about the most is if he wears boxers or briefs? oh, and does he, like treat the "elves" really mean, when they stop making toys or something...?
2007-11-29 12:18:30 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
How does he eat all of those cookies? And where in the heck is that bike I asked for like a million years ago???
2007-11-29 08:36:07 · answer #6 · answered by emerald_wang85 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Does he have a Cannabis Card and can he bring me
a big bag of pot for Christmas?
Also.... Santa..... Can I have a job managing your business?
2007-11-29 08:35:52 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
How does he write and remember a list of all 5 billion+ people and before gps how does he find them all.
2007-11-29 08:38:38 · answer #8 · answered by 2A 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
How does he fit down the chimney
2007-11-29 08:34:51 · answer #9 · answered by Marie 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I've always thought how people could believe in him when he's not real. Sorry, I don't mean to be a party pooper.
2007-11-29 10:44:44 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋