An Amish farmer walking through his field, notices a man drinking from his pond, with his hand. The Amish man shouts: "Trink das wasser nicht. Die kuhen haben dahin gesheissen." (Which means "Don't drink the water, the cows have crapped in it.") The man shouts back: "I'm a Muslim, I don't understand. Please speak in English." The Amish man says: "Use two hands. You'll get more."
2007-11-29 08:29:56 · 22 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
hahahaha!!!
that is too freaking funny!!
2007-11-29 08:43:37 · answer #1 · answered by ♥cutemamma♥ 6 · 3⤊ 4⤋
How do you know which houses belong to Amish rednecks?
There are legless horses on cinder blocks in the front lawn.
2007-11-29 08:43:35 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 2⤋
Funny! 10!
2007-11-29 10:53:54 · answer #3 · answered by cats 7 · 2⤊ 3⤋
No I didn't find that funny at all. In fact it's down right crap!
2007-11-29 10:41:58 · answer #4 · answered by Veritas et Aequitas () 7 · 4⤊ 1⤋
its not funny we are all humans,we shouldn't be like this we should live in peace not with hate i understand what those hijackers did is an forgivable,i understand but we should be forgiving and stop discriminating people its not the whole Muslim nation who did this so please think about it.
2007-11-29 10:22:29 · answer #5 · answered by helen m 2 · 5⤊ 3⤋
Yes, funny.
2007-11-29 08:51:30 · answer #6 · answered by DT 4 · 3⤊ 3⤋
Yes, I laughed.
2007-11-29 10:16:02 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 3⤋
Yes funny joke.i liked it.
2007-11-29 08:42:12 · answer #8 · answered by skunk 6 · 3⤊ 3⤋
I have an uncle who is a Muslim, it really affected me. I f it werent for that, I would have laughed. Please tell the readers or give them a warning because your joke really insultedmmy family.
2007-11-29 08:39:37 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 4⤊ 6⤋
Hell Yeah
2007-11-29 08:34:16 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 7⤊ 3⤋
haha nice
2007-11-29 08:38:31 · answer #11 · answered by bustagrimes10 5 · 3⤊ 3⤋