One day, 3 vampires (A young vampire, an experienced vampire and an ancient vampire) were on a cliff overlooking many villages.
The young vampire, eager to show off his skills wiping out an entire village at extreme speed.
"See that village over there?"
The young vampire disappears for 30 seconds and comes back with a bloody face.
The experienced vampire, not impressed, said "Thats nothing! See that village over there?"
The experienced vampire disappears for 20 seconds and reappears with an even bloodier face.
The Ancient vampire, without a word, pointed to a village he meant to take out.
He returned 5 seconds later with the bloodiest face the 2 younger vampires have ever seen.
"See that tree over there?", the ancient vampire said
"I didn't"
2007-11-29 08:12:13 · 8 answers · asked by Tickle me emo 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
lol
2007-11-29 08:38:45 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny! 10!
2007-11-29 18:11:28 · answer #2 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ElMo RoX Mi SoX
2007-11-29 16:31:17 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
LOL!
I heard one with vampire bats instead.
2007-11-29 16:17:43 · answer #4 · answered by A 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Sometimes ancient does no mean wisdom.
Cute joke.
2007-11-29 16:21:40 · answer #5 · answered by candle 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
OH THAT'S REALLY CUTE I LIKED THAT IT WAS SOOOOOOOOO FUNNY I DIDN'T GET IT AT FIRST IT TOOK ME A COUPLE OF SECONDS
2007-11-29 16:17:08 · answer #6 · answered by ANOTHER CRAZEY CHICK 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol! took me a while too!
2007-11-29 16:36:27 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
That Sucks ***!!! DIE!!!!!!!!
2007-11-29 16:18:19 · answer #8 · answered by Zane sucks Riley's Balls 1 · 0⤊ 4⤋