If someone feels uncomfortable watching you masturbate, do you think
a) They're just a prude
b) Maybe you should spend a bit more time together
or
c) They should either look away or sit somewhere else on the bus
2007-11-29 07:41:39 · 43 answers · asked by Grizz 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Oh my goodness! So many people have forgotten what forum they're in, its the JOKES and riddles forum guys, and notice how I've emphasised JOKES, thats because this is a JOKE!
Read option c and then say HAHAHAHA!!
2007-11-29 10:24:09 · update #1
vw bus and your custemer was in a hurry to get to woodstock
2007-11-29 13:58:02 · answer #1 · answered by mobile auto repair (mr fix it) 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
I think I would laugh if I saw someone masturbating on the bus! First I would look in disbelief then start laughing and tell the person sitting next to me. I wouldn't be offended I don't think I have a sense of humour and am open minded. Great question though - made me laugh!
2007-11-29 07:45:28 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 1⤋
Heres a joke! lol?
imagine if all major retailers started making their own condoms & kept their
tag lines??
Tesco condoms - every little helps
Nike condoms - just do it
Peugeot condoms- the ride of your life
KFC condoms- Finger licking good
Ever Ready condoms- keeps going and going!
Pringles condoms-once you pop u cant stop
Burgerking condoms- Home of the whopper
Andrex condoms- soft, strong and very long
Polo condoms- the one with the hole........ oh f**k!
2007-12-01 04:39:57 · answer #3 · answered by Heights! 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Definetly sit somewhere else on the bu. Or sit near the mirror by the driver and pretend not look.
2007-11-29 07:44:15 · answer #4 · answered by Nicole 4 · 5⤊ 1⤋
C. I hate when people stare at me when I do that on the Bus. I'm like mind your own business Old man
2007-11-29 07:44:42 · answer #5 · answered by <<LIZARD>> 3 · 3⤊ 1⤋
hey someone said you can go to prison for that, wonder if they have tissues cause no one on the bus ever has. nice one. take care and good luck.
2007-11-29 21:40:56 · answer #6 · answered by ? 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Okay, you shouldn't be masturbating on the bus. If you want someone who will faithfully watch you masturbate get a cat. I swear, cats are so ignoying. They love watching people have sex. It's really uncomfortable.
2007-11-29 07:45:26 · answer #7 · answered by openupfresh 1 · 1⤊ 3⤋
omg thats awesome i thought me and my bf were the only ones who did that on the bus!!!!!!! the ppl watchin r probably grossed out or jealous (btw if they're jealous they'll watch longer same w/ if they're grossed out)
2007-11-29 09:01:42 · answer #8 · answered by SavanaJo 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Well typically one person doesn't just sit back and watch another masturbate. They usually have mutual masturbation. Honestly I would find a little awkward.
2007-11-29 07:45:24 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 3⤋
maybe they dont like the joke
2007-11-29 08:19:51 · answer #10 · answered by paulcryo 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋