A bloke pulls in a nightclub and they get back to his place where passions start rising and they both start to frantically undress.
He removes his socks and the girl says "Oh my God! Whats wrong with your toes? They're all mangled!"
The bloke replies "Tolio"
The girl says don't you mean POLIO?"
"Nope" says the bloke "Tolio. I got it as a kid and it mangled my toes"
He then takes off his trousers and his knees are all lumpy an disfigured. "Before you say anything" he said "Its kneasles"
"Don't you mean MEASLES?" asked the girl
"Nope, KNEASLES" said the bloke "I got it as a kid and it affected my knees"
He then removed his boxer shorts, the girl took one look and said "Let me guess, SMALLCOX!"
2007-11-29
07:06:22
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