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A bloke pulls in a nightclub and they get back to his place where passions start rising and they both start to frantically undress.

He removes his socks and the girl says "Oh my God! Whats wrong with your toes? They're all mangled!"

The bloke replies "Tolio"

The girl says don't you mean POLIO?"

"Nope" says the bloke "Tolio. I got it as a kid and it mangled my toes"

He then takes off his trousers and his knees are all lumpy an disfigured. "Before you say anything" he said "Its kneasles"

"Don't you mean MEASLES?" asked the girl

"Nope, KNEASLES" said the bloke "I got it as a kid and it affected my knees"

He then removed his boxer shorts, the girl took one look and said "Let me guess, SMALLCOX!"

2007-11-29 07:06:22 · 25 answers · asked by Grizz 5 in Entertainment & Music Jokes & Riddles

25 answers

naw swolen glands

2007-11-29 13:23:00 · answer #1 · answered by mobile auto repair (mr fix it) 7 · 0 0

Funny! 10

2007-11-29 11:12:11 · answer #2 · answered by cats 7 · 0 0

Roflmao!

2007-11-29 07:19:51 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

almost anybody, almost each and every of the time. it variety of feels like the sole human beings i don't do it to are human beings I even have emotions for, too lots admire i assume, and in those situations i might particularly have the genuine factor.

2016-10-09 22:29:19 · answer #4 · answered by ? 4 · 0 0

Brilly bloodiant!

2007-11-29 07:09:19 · answer #5 · answered by Modern Major General 7 · 1 0

nice 1.lol

2007-11-29 16:13:42 · answer #6 · answered by HaSiCiT Bust A Tie A1 TieBusters 7 · 0 0

Haha, nice one

2007-11-29 07:09:25 · answer #7 · answered by cz73 6 · 0 0

Ha ha ha.!!!
Excellent one there so 10/10.!!!
Cheers for a laugh.!!!

2007-11-29 07:23:47 · answer #8 · answered by JAM123 7 · 0 0

ha ha

2007-11-29 07:09:40 · answer #9 · answered by Kerry 7 · 0 0

Oops!!

2007-11-29 07:43:06 · answer #10 · answered by Brewspy 4 · 0 0

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