Atheists: Would you believe a creation myth where the world is created by Dog, and the earth is a fire plug?

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Atheists: Would you believe a creation myth where the world is created by Dog, and the earth is a fire plug?

I'm starting a new religion, and I'm hoping to recruit atheists because it is hard to pull people away from existing churches.

2007-11-29 07:05:27 · 2 answers · asked by 2 5 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality

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Most atheists state lack of proof is the main reason they don't believe in any gods so if you can come up with some proof you might get some converts. Good luck with that

2007-11-29 07:12:59 · answer #1 · answered by NOJ 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋

Only if you can offer hard proof that Dog lifted his Holy Leg on the Primordial Hydrant. Otherwise, the FSM will smack you with His Noodly Appendage!

2007-11-29 15:10:38 · answer #2 · answered by Ralfcoder 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋