A bloke was sat at a bar minding his own business when an extremely fat, unattractive woman approached him and said to him "hello handsome. If you can guess my weight I'll let you shag me"
The bloke, in an effort to get out of this fate worse than death, replied "About 93 stone?"
The woman then replied "Thats close enough, you LUCKY boy!"
2007-11-29 06:31:17 · 12 answers · asked by Grizz 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
there is a joke about a foo bird spitting on people if you wipe it off you die
the moral of the story if the foo spits wear it
2007-11-29 13:32:37 · answer #1 · answered by mobile auto repair (mr fix it) 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny! 10!
2007-11-29 14:41:42 · answer #2 · answered by cats 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
yep and i said 90 stone and ended up married to her. nice one. take care and good luck.
2007-11-30 06:00:12 · answer #3 · answered by ? 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
awwwwwwwww, i feel bad 4 d poor guy. d joke is funny.
2007-11-29 19:42:53 · answer #4 · answered by African Queen 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good one.
2007-11-29 16:59:04 · answer #5 · answered by DT 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Lol, hahahahaha
2007-11-29 19:29:19 · answer #6 · answered by Kitty Katty 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol,10.
2007-11-29 14:54:57 · answer #7 · answered by xyz 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ouch !
Poor poor boy.
...what has he done wrong !??!!!
I feel sorry for him. LOL.
Aaron.
2007-11-29 15:08:34 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
very good
2007-11-29 19:46:06 · answer #9 · answered by LEE B 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha ha ha.!!!
Good one.!!!
Cheers still smiling here.!!!
2007-11-29 14:49:26 · answer #10 · answered by JAM123 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋