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Yes, I asked this once before, but it was deleted (of course) so I'm asking again. Maybe this time, I'll get to read the answers....

2007-11-29 06:15:51 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture Religion & Spirituality

(((Purdey)))

2007-11-29 12:18:09 · update #1

13 answers

I remember this.
I think I told you the old sermon joke that in those days, a talking *** was a real miracle. In our day, it's a miracle if you can get one to shut up.
You sure do not hear many like this in church.

2007-11-29 06:22:54 · answer #1 · answered by Jed 7 · 1 0

Probably, but in any case that little donkey had to be something to avoid an angel of death, not once but three times!

Of course, maybe that's why the Bible has so many contradictions, if angels of death can't catch a donkey, maybe the rest of the angels are a bit slow also...

2007-11-29 14:20:05 · answer #2 · answered by Pirate AM™ 7 · 2 0

Yes, and he inspired many other greats that followed--Mr. Ed, Francis the Talking Mule (direct descendant), and Matt Foley who lives in a van, down by the river. (((((Zilla))))

2007-11-29 18:29:46 · answer #3 · answered by Purdey EP 7 · 1 0

I am not sure if he was the first, but I am positive, that if a donkey started talking to me, I would listen.

2007-11-29 16:37:18 · answer #4 · answered by Hannah's Grandpa 7 · 1 0

Heee Haaw!

2007-11-29 14:20:11 · answer #5 · answered by 2 5 · 1 0

The one in the Bible was inspired by God to speak. The one who trolls on R&S is inspired by the other guy. Come to Christ Balaam!

2007-11-29 14:23:20 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1 2

Well, I like the question....

I don't know if the donkey was the first, but he did make a good point. :)

God bless!

2007-11-29 14:19:58 · answer #7 · answered by Linda J 7 · 1 0

I would say the first motivational speaker was Abraham.

2007-11-29 14:21:29 · answer #8 · answered by 2009 time to shine 4 · 0 1

Nonsense

But I think that story was pretty funny

2007-11-29 14:23:29 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

LOL.........that's a good one 'Zilla! I hope you do get to read the answers this time.

2007-11-29 14:27:27 · answer #10 · answered by wanda3s48 7 · 1 0

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