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Don’t sweat the petty things, and don’t pet the sweaty things.


One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor.

One nice thing about egotists: They don’t talk about other people.

To be intoxicated is to feel sophisticated but not be able to say it.

Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups.

The older you get, the better you realize you were.

I doubt, therefore I might be.

Age is a very high price to pay for maturity.

Procrastination is the art of keeping up with yesterday.

Women like silent men, they think they’re listening.

Men are from earth. Women are from earth. Deal with it.

Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish, and he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day.

A fool and his money are soon partying

2007-11-29 05:51:08 · 8 answers · asked by **mum to a little miracle** 4 in Entertainment & Music Jokes & Riddles

8 answers

Good ones! Funny! 10!

2007-11-29 06:34:55 · answer #1 · answered by cats 7 · 0 0

Hi Loony Lou ! Thanks for the advice, I think I'I pass. I take it you don't like men then! I'm from the old school in my opinion of women, I like them not only to look feminine in how they dress and look but in the way they conduct themselves while going about their business. Unfortunately there has been a increase in women not only looking like men but also adopting the drinking culture of men in order to be like men. I agree with equality for both sexes in the work place but keep it real outside! Try it!

2007-11-29 06:18:27 · answer #2 · answered by moriartee 4 · 0 1

"Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups."

Never has a truer word been spoken.

2007-11-29 05:56:42 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Ha ha ha.!!!
Excellent ones there so 10/10.!!!
Cheers for a smile.!!

2007-11-29 05:55:38 · answer #4 · answered by JAM123 7 · 0 0

True enough - truer words were never spoke!
A star and thanks for sharing!!!

2007-11-29 06:17:44 · answer #5 · answered by Mera 7 · 0 0

true .lol

2007-11-29 05:54:24 · answer #6 · answered by HaSiCiT Bust A Tie A1 TieBusters 7 · 0 0

Very interesting and very true. Thanks for sharing.

2007-11-29 05:54:59 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

so true!

2007-11-29 05:54:22 · answer #8 · answered by angela n 5 · 0 0

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