Thanks, Samuri Jack ... : )
*smooch*
2007-11-29 05:49:11 · 46 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
It doesn't necessarily have to be a bad thing - it could say something like: "Warning! This person may cause you to laugh uncontrollably until you lose conciousness!" : )
2007-11-29 05:50:39 · update #1
Love it!! : )
2007-11-29 05:52:45 · update #2
You guys are so funny! : )
Thanks to everyone for answering!
:)
2007-11-30 04:34:28 · update #3
If you are what you eat, I am fast, cheap and easy.
2007-11-29 05:52:20 · answer #1 · answered by Joy 6 · 6⤊ 0⤋
WARNING: May talk incessantly about theology. Negative comments about the Sacraments or the Virgin Mary tend to produce explosive reactions. Exposure to Pentecostal or Fundamentalist church services or Word-Faith preaching will produce hours of ranting. Not compatible with Joel Osteen. Handle with care.
2007-11-29 10:53:23 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous Lutheran 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
"Warning! If You Attempt To Preach To This Individual, You Are Handing Her The Right To Make Fun Of You."
2007-11-29 05:52:05 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 4⤊ 0⤋
Caution: This person may pose a significant hazard to your ingnorance! In case of exposure to free thought, smash your face against a wall three times and immediately run with scissors.
2007-11-29 06:01:27 · answer #4 · answered by Shane K 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Warning: May be harmful to children, the religious, the uptight, the elderly, the faint of heart, the squeamish, and those afflicted with pregnancy and/or car sickness. Please handle with care. Extremely fragile. Contents under pressure and potentially explosive when really P. O.-ed.
Note: Heretic Savant is not suitable for everyyone. Side effects may include severe depression, dizziness, nausea, confusion, or death via spontaneous combustion. Scratch that...Heretic Savant is not suitable for anyone....run...run while still can....and don't feed him after midnight!
2007-11-29 05:59:25 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 1⤋
WARNING: May say inappropriate things just to make you laugh. Run down the street naked. Do stupid crap to make you laugh. Be a good friend. Buy you drinks on your birthday, or any random day. Make you laugh until tears roll down your cheeks. Not dishwasher safe.
2007-11-29 06:11:40 · answer #6 · answered by jim 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Warning: Feed coffee before opening. To refrain from doing so can result in serious bodily harm.
2007-11-29 07:04:46 · answer #7 · answered by Bookworm 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Caution, Starts automatically
2007-11-29 05:53:45 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
WARNING: Improper tampering or harassment may eventually lead to world devastation.
2007-11-30 03:59:51 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
A Hugger, lover of Life
2007-11-29 05:51:57 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Extremely dangerous to the devil.
I Cr 13;8a
2007-11-29 20:49:36 · answer #11 · answered by ? 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋