A young man is sitting at a bar when he see this older man wearing a huge oversize trenchcoat walk into the bar room, walks across the room and sits down at the stool next to him.
The old man reaches into one huge oversize pocket of his trenchcoat and pulls out a miniture baby grand piano.
He reaches into anothe huge oversize pocket of his trenchcoat and pulls out a man who's only one foot tall and sets him on top of the bar.
The one foot tall man proceeds to walk across the top of the bar, sits down at the piano and begins to play music.
The young man is amazed and says "That's incredible! Where did you ever get something like that."
The old guy says "Well I found this old lamp, turns out it's a magic lamp, there's a genie inside/"
The young guy says "That's so cool, can I try it?"
The old guy shrugs and says "Why not." So he reaches into yet another huge oversize pocket of his trenchcoat, pulls out this old battered lamp, holds it up and begins to say something.
But the younger man snatches the lamp out of his hands, rubs it, concentrates and says "I want a million buck, I want a million bucks."
Bam, a second later the bar is filled with a million ducks, they are up to their armpits in ducks"
"The younger man says, "Whoa whoa, what happened? I asked for a million bucks, not a million ducks."
The old guy says "Well, if you would have waited a second, I would have explained to you. It's an old lamp, it's an old genie, he's hard of hearing. You think I asked for a 12 inch pee-a-nist?"
2007-11-29 05:40:44 · 11 answers · asked by SteveA8 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
is that the question? judging by your good sense of humor, it could happen! ;)
my answer is yes, I do think that's what you asked for.
haha
2007-11-29 06:12:47 · answer #1 · answered by itsok2bphat 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny! 10!
2007-11-29 14:35:34 · answer #2 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very funny! A star for you!
2007-11-29 13:43:51 · answer #3 · answered by KyLoveChick 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Ha ha good one.
2007-11-29 18:10:57 · answer #4 · answered by Denz 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahaha
2007-11-29 13:43:19 · answer #5 · answered by ~Tess~ 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol! heard it b4...but i get 2 points
:)
2007-11-29 13:58:14 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
thats pretty good
2007-11-29 13:47:57 · answer #7 · answered by anonymous 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahaha --- I mighta heard this one before----
but it made me laugh! thanks for the 2 points and the laugh.
2007-11-29 13:44:22 · answer #8 · answered by bedu 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
So what is YOUR question?
2007-11-29 13:45:51 · answer #9 · answered by Lakewood C 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
lol!! thats great!!
2007-11-29 13:45:58 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋