As he runs away, he finds a house and breaks into it, looking for money and guns, but only finds a young couple in bed.
He orders the guy out of bed and ties him up in a chair. While tying the girl up to the bed, he gets on top of her, kisses her
on the neck, then gets up, and goes to the bathroom.
While he's in there, the husband tells his wife, "Listen, this guy is an escaped prisoner, look at his clothes! He probably spent lots of time in jail, and hasn't seen a woman in years.
I saw how he kissed your neck. If he wants sex, don't resist, don't complain, just do what he tells you, just give him satisfaction.
This guy must be dangerous, if he gets angry, he'll kill us.
Be strong, honey. I love you."
To which the wife responds, "He was not kissing my neck. He was whispering in my ear.
He told me he was gay, thought you were cute, and asked if we kept any Vaseline in the bathroom.
Be strong, honey, I love you, too."
2007-11-29 05:39:27 · 15 answers · asked by ☠CHUCKY ☠™ 7 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
lmao!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! THIS 1 MY EYE'S GOT TEARIE!!! MY DAUGHTER COMES TO ME AND ASKED ME " WHAT IS SO FUNNY?" I JUST TOLD HER NEVER MIND!!!....LMAO!!!
SADLY I CAN'T PUT A STAR BECAUSE MY OLDEST IS ONE OF MY CONTACTS I DON'T WANT HER READING THIS!!! SO HERE IS A ((((HUG)))) TO U!!!
2007-11-29 05:54:58 · answer #1 · answered by ~♥ Hazey Pazey ♥~ 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Funny! 10!
2007-11-29 10:49:43 · answer #2 · answered by cats 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Spread those cheeks wide! Here comes a surprise! ERRRROOF!
2007-11-30 14:20:52 · answer #3 · answered by ? 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
That's good, I didn;'t see the end coming!
2007-11-29 07:28:25 · answer #4 · answered by Suite-Pee 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
your sure some dude Chuck` even im` LMAO to that`??
2007-11-30 07:21:58 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
funniest joke ive read all day. STAR
2007-11-29 05:49:16 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
very good i am printing this one out to show all my friends...
2007-11-29 05:56:40 · answer #7 · answered by robin r 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
lol
it was hilarious..........
hey Chucky u look awesome in ur xmas outfit ;)
2007-12-01 23:43:03 · answer #8 · answered by Helen 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
he he you can sure tell em chucky egg,
2007-12-02 03:42:45 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
real good one , serves him right.
2007-11-29 05:43:12 · answer #10 · answered by chin 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋