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Due to a power outage, only one paramedic responded to the call.
The house was very dark so the paramedic asked Kathleen, a 3-yr old girl to hold a flashlight high over her mommy so he could see while he helped deliver the baby. Very diligently, Kathleen did as she was asked.
Heidi pushed and pushed and after a little while, Connor was born. The paramedic lifted him by his little feet and spanked him on his bottom. Connor began to cry.
The paramedic then thanked Kathleen for her help and asked the wide-eyed 3-yr old what she thought about what she had just witnessed.

Kathleen quickly responded, "He shouldn't have crawled in therein the first place.....smack his *** again!"

2007-11-29 05:15:12 · 10 answers · asked by Brandolyn 4 in Entertainment & Music Jokes & Riddles

10 answers

Very funny!
Thanks, I needed a good laugh.

2007-11-29 08:38:02 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

Funny! 10!

2007-11-29 14:36:56 · answer #2 · answered by cats 7 · 1 1

LOL the mind of a 3 year old.

2007-11-29 16:15:22 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1 1

Very funny

2007-11-29 13:52:11 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1 1

lol,10/10, star.

2007-11-29 13:18:46 · answer #5 · answered by xyz 7 · 2 1

a hardy chuckle here

2007-11-29 13:26:06 · answer #6 · answered by nonameshallbehere 4 · 2 1

hahaha lol

2007-11-29 13:18:18 · answer #7 · answered by ~Tess~ 6 · 2 1

LOL, this one was cute!!

2007-11-29 14:19:13 · answer #8 · answered by Becks 3 · 1 1

lol

2007-11-29 16:43:34 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

that's funny thanks for sharing the laugh.

2007-11-29 16:21:40 · answer #10 · answered by @NGEL B@BY 7 · 2 0

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