I know better than anyone what I really hate. Things like chocolates, cheesecake, really good-looking blond guys..... Oops, back to the question:
Why can't I use my free will to choose my own punishment?
2007-11-29 04:29:31 · 15 answers · asked by Je Marche Drôle 3 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
you shall be damned to a spa that serves nothing buy chocolate and cheesecake and is run by a lot of incredibly handsome blond men
I hope you repent before you have to suffer that for all of eternity
2007-11-29 04:33:33 · answer #1 · answered by bregweidd 6 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Condemned to a Mountain cabin ,,with eternal sunshine and clear blue lakes,,and rippling brooks full of Trout..****
2007-11-29 04:42:50 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
You would be able to choose between burning and rotting in Hell forever, except for one thing: You will be doing both.
Plus you'll have worms.
What? Not a nice way to spend eternity? Yeah well --
2007-11-29 04:38:00 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 2⤋
Having emotions of hate and doing naughty things... you're already choosing your own punishment, via karmic imprints... and it won't be fun... now that I've wee wee'd on your fun you may now slap me.
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2007-11-29 04:36:54 · answer #4 · answered by vinslave 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
I would despise being stranded on a tropical island ... with only a tanned, strapping jungle boy to protect me from the wild beasts each night ....
That would really be punishment ....
:( Ohh, noooo .....
2007-11-29 04:33:12 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 1⤋
Yes, I'd really hate to be spanked by a black man for all eternity--I hope God picks and excessivley well endowed one to punish me severely!
2007-11-29 04:33:04 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 4⤊ 1⤋
haha...thumbs up for creativity.
But to answer seriously, you do choose your eternal punishment. Jesus said, "47"As for the person who hears my words but does not keep them, I do not judge him. For I did not come to judge the world, but to save it. 48There is a judge for the one who rejects me and does not accept my words; that very word which I spoke will condemn him at the last day." (John 12)
We choose our own destiny...Jesus will save us from the consequences of sin if we let Him. But He won't force anything upon us.
2007-11-29 04:36:00 · answer #7 · answered by whitehorse456 5 · 1⤊ 2⤋
Deu 30:19 I call heaven and earth to record this day against you, that I have set before you life and death, blessing and cursing: therefore choose life, that both thou and thy seed may live:
2007-11-29 04:34:15 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 2⤋
You can choose to jump off of my office buildings roof, at the 40th floor, but you don't get to choose the consequences.
Just how things work.
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High 5?
2007-11-29 04:34:38 · answer #9 · answered by super Bobo 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
i will be your salvation..give me all your chocolats and cheesecakes and any other junk food you are tempted to eat..i will suffer for you...you can keep the blonde dude...not my style..
2007-11-29 04:46:14 · answer #10 · answered by ? 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋