Heyy guys, this is my last one for today, i'll have some more tommorow. Hope you enjoyed them all and thanks for all your answers and stars!
A judge asks a defendant to please stand. "You are charged with murdering a school teacher with a chain saw."
From out in the audience a man shouts, "You lying bastard!"
"Silence in the court!" the judge shouted back. He turns to the defendant again and says, "You are also charged with killing a paperboy with a shovel."
"You goddamned tightwad!" blurted the spectator.
"Quiet!" yelled the judge. "You are also charged with killing a mailman with an electric drill."
"You cheap son of a..." the man starts to shout.
The Judge thunders back, "If you don''t tell me the reason for your outbursts right now, I will hold in contempt!"
"I''ve lived next to that lying bastard for ten years now, but do you think he ever had a goddamned tool when I needed to borrow one!"
2007-11-29 04:16:07 · 14 answers · asked by Marmite 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
hahaha lol
2007-11-29 04:31:03 · answer #1 · answered by ~Tess~ 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Funny! 10!
2007-11-29 12:47:14 · answer #2 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol,10/10,very funny.
2007-11-29 12:54:29 · answer #3 · answered by xyz 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny, I liked that one.
2007-11-29 12:20:44 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
yes
2007-11-30 03:50:26 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahaahhaha looool...goood 1....i have neighbors that are stingy motherf*ers!!! haha good 1 star for you!
2007-11-29 12:21:49 · answer #6 · answered by blacksmith 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
HA HA that made me laugh
2007-11-29 12:25:11 · answer #7 · answered by ~$~Ace~$~ 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
love it love it love it, night night.
2007-11-29 12:21:55 · answer #8 · answered by ? 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hehehe that made me laugh : )
2007-11-29 12:22:09 · answer #9 · answered by clueless 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahaha thanx that was great!!!
2007-11-29 12:24:12 · answer #10 · answered by hmmm...interesting 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋