Mrs. Bacciagalupe comes to visit her son Anthony for dinner. Anthony lives with a female roommate, Maria.
During the course of the meal, Momma can't help but notice how pretty Anthony's roommate was. She had long been suspicious of the relationship between the two, and this made her more curious.
Over the course of the evening, while watching the two interact, she started to wonder if there was more between Anthony and his roommate than meets the eye.
Reading his Mom's thoughts, Anthony volunteered, "I know what you must be thinking, but I assure you, Mama, Maria and I are just roommates."
About a week later, Maria comes to Anthony saying, "Ever since your mother came to dinner, I've been unable to find the silver sugar bowl. You don't suppose she took it, do you?"
"Well, I doubt it, but I'll e-mail her, just to be sure." So he sends his Mom an email:
"Dear Momma, I'm not saying that you took the sugar bowl from my house, and I'm not saying that you didn't take
2007-11-29 03:35:29 · 16 answers · asked by Marmite 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
it. But the fact remains that it has been missing ever since you were here for dinner.
Love,
Anthony"
Several days later, Anthony receives an email response from his Momma.
"Figlio mio, I'm not saying that you 'do' sleep with Maria, and I'm not saying that you 'do not' sleep with her. But the fact remains that if she was sleeping in her own bed, she would have found the sugar bowl by now."
2007-11-29 03:36:55 · update #1
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2007-11-29 06:48:42 · answer #1 · answered by It's A Secret. Shh 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny! 10!
2007-11-29 04:54:54 · answer #2 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha ha! Gotta love those Italian mamas!
2007-11-29 03:39:12 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's funny! I never heard that one before.
2007-11-29 03:39:42 · answer #4 · answered by ppw1024 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Haha lols! That's a good one!
Thanks.
Star for you ;]
2007-11-29 03:39:47 · answer #5 · answered by Tashaa. 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahah i love this joke. i read this a few days ago in an email!
2007-11-29 03:40:00 · answer #6 · answered by Kara 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
heard it before and have now heard it again, still love it, nice one. take care and good luck.
2007-11-29 04:19:38 · answer #7 · answered by ? 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Clever mama!!! LOL
2007-11-29 06:53:42 · answer #8 · answered by Mera 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hilarious. Thank you for this!
2007-11-29 03:41:03 · answer #9 · answered by Red Velvette KY 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
HAHA...Good one. Have a star!
2007-11-29 04:21:47 · answer #10 · answered by impnaughton 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋