An old man goes to see the doctor and gets some tests. When the results come in, the doctor calls the old man in and says, “You'd better sit down. It's pretty bad.”
The old man, naturally, gets all nervous and asks, “What is it, Doc? Don't hold back -- just give it to me straight.”
“Well,” says the doctor, “you have cancer and you have Alzheimers.”
The man replies, “Wow. Well, at least I don't have cancer.”
2007-11-29 03:20:40 · 10 answers · asked by Marmite 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
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2007-11-29 03:25:06 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Funny! 10!
2007-11-29 13:07:54 · answer #2 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LMAO! very funny
13/10
my cat has Alzheimers
wow that is funny
you made my day(:
*starred*
2007-11-29 11:31:05 · answer #3 · answered by loves_the_beach 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ahhh poor guy! I work with a lady that forgets everything, so it is very frustrating.
2007-11-29 11:55:01 · answer #4 · answered by lala girl 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hey not bad, better than your last one, did you do a last one? i don't recall. take care and good luck.
2007-11-29 11:25:30 · answer #5 · answered by ? 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
LOL hahaha
2007-11-29 11:28:46 · answer #6 · answered by ~Tess~ 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL So dark. So funny. =]
2007-11-29 14:59:31 · answer #7 · answered by Mera 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Ha ha ha.!!!
Forgotten already, lol.!!!
10/10.!!!
Cheers.!!
2007-11-29 11:26:05 · answer #8 · answered by JAM123 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol.lol
2007-11-29 13:32:58 · answer #9 · answered by HaSiCiT Bust A Tie A1 TieBusters 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
cute... i like it
2007-11-29 12:23:44 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋