I went to Dallas to see a girl and took 3 days off from work lol. I told my manager my ex fiance had overdosed on medication and was in the hospital .... and he gave me the rest of the week off.. man i hope the karma bus doesnt come to hit me for this one!
2007-11-29 03:18:25 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Family & Relationships ➔ Singles & Dating
ROFLMAO@ maternity leave for a year! did u get paid
2007-11-29 03:34:03 · update #1
i had a 22' weiner
2007-11-29 03:27:16 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I told my manager at my work that i was pregent and i needed a maternity leave soon... (i wasnt showing a bumb, and my manager questioned that and i told her i dont know why im not showing either.. im 5 months pregent.. probably cause im skinny i told her..) so she believed the story and within 1 week i was on maternity leave.. for like almost 1 year.. truth is i wasnt pregent and i took 1 year off to vacation and party!! and i felt sooo bad afterwords... this is definatly the biggest lie I told yet... lol
2007-11-29 03:32:23 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Now the lie which is making me guilty now is i told my parents that i knew my boyfriend thru a friend whereas i got to know him thru chatline. He is really very nice and sincere to me. We have been going on for 4 years. My parents have also met him and the alliance went well between his family too. I will be getting engaged next mth and married next year but i am still feeling guilty abt this lie.
2007-11-29 03:24:29 · answer #3 · answered by Mermaid 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I rang a girl who had slept with my then boyfriend, and when someone else answered the phone I told them I was a doctor calling from a sexual health clinic and the girl had slept with my boyfriend that he had since been diagnosed with a deadly sexual disease and that she had better get herself checked out as he was claiming he had only ever slept with two people and the other person didn't have it. That's the biggest lie I will admit to.
2007-11-29 03:28:47 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
The time i change into at this social gathering,and that i instructed this blonde chick that i change right into a astronaut and that i walked on the moon in 1969,plus i change into the guy protecting the digital camera which movie the first steps on the moon.
2016-10-25 04:47:59 · answer #5 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
wow, you're good, what a liar, hey you did what you have to, did you enjoy and have fun while you're out? hopefully you did, then don't feel so bad, it's ok. just don't get excited or drunk and spill everything out to your coworker or manager or boss...then you're f***.
2007-11-29 03:26:19 · answer #6 · answered by Kev 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i couldnt orgasm when having sex with my ex for like the first three months....i had to fake it everytime haha
2007-11-29 03:30:25 · answer #7 · answered by Jon 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Biggest lie?
"I just want to lie naked next to you...thats all...nothing will happen..."
2007-11-29 03:22:32 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
It will probably come back and bite you in the a**.
2007-11-29 03:22:15 · answer #9 · answered by cooter726 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
the biggest lie
i ever told
was when
i said that
i was ugly!!!!!!!!
lol
^_^
2007-11-29 03:24:13 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋