A priest and a rabbi were sitting next to each other on an airplane. After a while the priest turned to the rabbi and asked, "Is it still a requirement of your faith that you not eat pork?" The rabbi responded, "Yes, that is still one of our beliefs." The priest then asked, "Have you ever eaten pork?"
To which the rabbi replied, "Yes, on one occasion I did succumb to temptation and tasted a ham sandwich." The priest nodded in understanding and went on with his reading.
A while later, the rabbi spoke up and asked the priest, "Father, is it still a requirement of your church that you remain celibate?" The priest replied, "Yes, that is still very much a part of our faith." The rabbi then asked him, "Father, have you ever fallen to temptations of the flesh?" The priest replied, "Yes, Rabbi, on one occasion I was weak and broke with my faith." The rabbi nodded understandingly. He was silent for about five minutes, then he said, "Beats the heck out of a ham sandich doesn't it?"
2007-11-29 02:46:03 · 5 answers · asked by Zodiack 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Good gag, love it! One that my old Dad will enjoy, cheers!
2007-11-29 02:54:45 · answer #1 · answered by clara 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Ha! ha! ha!
Wish my Rabbi were as understanding...here is an old one:
Mary was having an affair on the Boston Matathon race day. She was in bed with her boyfriend Ralph, when she heard her husband's car pull in the driveway. She yelled at Ralph, "Hurry! grab your clothes and jump out the window, my husband is home early!"
Ralph looked out the window and said, "I can't jump out the window! It's raining like hell out there."
Mary cried, "If my husband catches us in here, he will kill both of us!"
So, Ralph grabbed his clothes and jumped out the window. When he landed outside he found himself in the middle of a marathon race, so he started running along side the others, only he was still in the nude, carrying his clothes on his arm.
One of the runners asked him, "Do you always run in the nude?"
Ralph answered, while gasping for air, "Oh yes, it feels so free having the air blow over your skin while you are running."
Then another runner asked, "Do you always run carrying your clothes on your arm?"
Ralph answered breathlessly, "Oh yes, that way I can get dressed at the end of the run and get in my car to go home."
Then another runner asked, "Do you always wear a condom when you run?"
Ralph answered, "Only if it's raining."
2007-11-29 11:22:23 · answer #2 · answered by sprinting_turtle 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
lol loved it
starred
welcom back.
your the best
2007-11-29 10:49:44 · answer #3 · answered by ozzy a 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
hahaha very funny. and yes it sure would.
2007-11-29 10:49:43 · answer #4 · answered by ryanmills93 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
amazing.. !!!
i wonder who did this joke!
are you the one who made it?? :]
2007-11-29 11:10:24 · answer #5 · answered by mj 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋