My son just turned three in August and loves to make up knock knock jokes. What are some I can tell him?
2007-11-29 01:50:13 · 13 answers · asked by operaphantom2003 4 in Pregnancy & Parenting ➔ Toddler & Preschooler
Who's there?
Interrupting cow.....
and as he says Interruppting cow who, start mooing. Kids love that one.
2007-11-29 01:53:40 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 1⤋
My son started making up knock knock jokes when he was two, but they had no punchline. For example,
"Knock knock. - Who's there? (pause) Grandpa!" followed by hysterical laughter on his part. The only way to get him to stop was to say, "Nobody's home, come back later."
An old favorite is the "orange you glad I didn't say banana one." For some reason, kids love it.
2007-11-29 11:00:08 · answer #2 · answered by SoBox 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
My son was about 3 also. He loves to make up knock knock jokes and most of them make no sense.....but you have to laugh!!! I am not good at remembering/making up any, sorry no help there. Aren't they funny?? Love this age!!!
2007-11-29 21:24:27 · answer #3 · answered by MamaB 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
My daughter was 2 when she first started saying knock knock jokes. I loved it when she told me her first one.
It was:
knock Knock who's there
Orange
Orange Who
Aren't you glad I didn't say banana!
She would laugh so hard when she was done. Then she would just make stuff up to add from there.
2007-11-29 11:52:34 · answer #4 · answered by PG with #3 5 · 1⤊ 1⤋
I remember when my girls were that young and starting to try to tell jokes. I bought a couple of books with kids jokes in them, because they were driving me nuts with the ones they made up. They never even made sense.
My kids' favorite was the banana one:
Knock-knock
who's there?
banana
banana who?
knock-knock
who's there?
banana
banana who?
It goes on and on until you "answerer" starts getting irritated. Then you change it:
knock-knock
who's there?
orange
orange who?
orange you glad I didn't say banana again
2007-11-29 09:56:53 · answer #5 · answered by piano teacher 4 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Aaah the knock, knock joke phase! I love it!
I got my son a great book from Wal-Mart I hear a new one everyday.
Knock, knock,
who's there?
Boo
Boo Who?
Why are you cryin'?
2007-11-29 09:54:34 · answer #6 · answered by Nashgirl4 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
my four year old loves knock knock jokes. his favorite is:
knock, knock
who's there?
lettuce
lettuce who?
lettuce (let us) go out and play.
2007-11-29 16:20:12 · answer #7 · answered by menotyou 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Sometime between 2 1/2 & 3...she graduated to regular jokes now though.
How do you get a chicken on your head? How? You put it in your mouth....
She laughs herself silly....it's too cute and you simply have to laugh along....
2007-11-29 10:59:46 · answer #8 · answered by Miss Sunshine 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
knock knock
who's there?
Shelby
Shelby who?
Shelby comin around the mountain when she comes.
7 yr old son
2007-11-29 09:52:06 · answer #9 · answered by wudbiser 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
My oldest was about 3 when he started and he still loves them today. He has taught my youngest them already. His favorite is the Boo but he says, "you don't have to cry it's only me" at the end.
2007-11-29 10:00:40 · answer #10 · answered by bored23608 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL..........my son just started saying them not that long ago. For some reason he thinks this is funny
Knock Knock
Who's There
Orange
Orange Who
I want to eat them
I know......doesn't even make sence but when you see the smile on his face I can't help but laugh......... :o)
2007-11-29 09:54:05 · answer #11 · answered by Jamie R 2 · 3⤊ 0⤋