Two brothers enlisting in the Army were getting their physicals. During the inspection, the doctor was surprised to discover that both of them possessed incredibly long, oversized p*nises.
"How do you account for this?" he asked the brothers.
"It's hereditary, sir," the older one replied.
"I see," said the doctor, writing in his file. "Your father's the reason for your elongated p*nises?"
"No sir, our mother."
"Your mother? You idiot, women don't have p*nises!"
"I know, sir," replied the recruit, "But she only had one arm, and when it came to getting us out of the bathtub, she had to manage as best she could."
2007-11-29 01:07:55 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
never heard it before but gonna tell everyone now, loved it give us more
2007-11-29 01:19:14 · answer #1 · answered by murphyslaw 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
good one lol not heard that one before
2007-11-29 02:14:57 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
ah now i know why i have such big ears. take care and good luck.
2007-11-29 03:08:00 · answer #3 · answered by ? 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
wow thats kinda gross but not really anyways...yeah i didnt laugh
2007-11-29 01:14:43 · answer #4 · answered by 123456 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
lol that sucks for them it made me smile but not laugh...
2007-11-29 01:12:48 · answer #5 · answered by youcantseeme2976 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
i never heard it before..
but i think .." one arm leads to anothers physical changes.."
ha..ha..ha..
2007-11-29 01:23:21 · answer #6 · answered by princesschaermaine_pinkflux 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
lol that gotta hurt
2007-11-29 01:25:26 · answer #7 · answered by whay i lost my ?s 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Very good, lol.
2007-11-29 01:18:02 · answer #8 · answered by malcolm g 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
well.lol
2007-11-29 02:25:23 · answer #9 · answered by HaSiCiT Bust A Tie A1 TieBusters 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hehe :)
made me right giggle....
ace
2007-11-29 01:21:30 · answer #10 · answered by liquorice coloured glasses 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋