The Life Of Brian does it for me. I remember running the gauntlet of placard waving jesus freaks when it first came out but none of them saw it so I don't know what they were complaining about.
2007-11-29 00:42:58 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
David S.. nicely observed. I was waitin for a South Park quote ;-)
2007-11-29 00:48:58 · update #1
Antitheist... no gold star? I got expelled for writing the same. Kids these days.. they don't know they're born!
2007-11-29 00:54:05 · update #2
"God told me to end the tyranny in Iraq" - George Bush
(The guy on the left)
http://www.whitehouse.gov/news/releases/2005/04/images/20050425-8_hw9v0295jasjpg-1-515h.jpg
2007-11-29 01:10:21 · answer #1 · answered by Antioch 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
The words from the Hebrew Bible has the most blasphemy ever. God kills Lott's wife for looking back at Sodom and Gomorrah but signs off on the daughters getting daddy drunk and sleeping with the old man.
2007-11-29 08:51:53 · answer #2 · answered by TSIRHC 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
All the wrong religions. If god exists then only one religion can be right and all the others are blasphemy I`m gonna be laughing my **** off when they find out theres nothing after death.
And if every sperm is sacred why doesn`t my girlfriend swallow
2007-11-29 08:52:43 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Someone once said Jesus was gay just because he hung out with a group of men, had a woman Mary for his BFF, never married or had kids, wore robes and was extremely good looking.
2007-11-29 08:47:30 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Mark Twain has several good quotes. As a unit, his are my favorite.
"'In God We Trust.' I don't believe it would sound any better if it were true."
-- Mark Twain
"Faith is believing what you know ain't so"
-- Mark Twain
"It ain't the parts of the Bible that I can't understand that bother me, it is the parts that I do understand."
-- Mark Twain
"When one reads Bibles, one is less surprised at what the Deity knows than at what He doesn't know."
-- Mark Twain
"I was dead for millions of years before I was born and it never inconvenienced me a bit."
-- Mark Twain
"Blasphemy? No, it is not blasphemy. If God is as vast as that, he is above blasphemy; if He is as little as that, He is beneath it."
-- Mark Twain
2007-11-29 08:54:04 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 4⤊ 0⤋
I love the old Sam Kinnison bit where he was wondering what it would be like to have been Jesus, up on the cross.
It goes something like this.
"Yeah, ol' Jesus was up on the cross, and his followers were down at his feet, crying and wailing and saying 'oh why does he have to die.'
If I were Jesus, I'd scream down at them "Yeah? Well maybe I wouldn't HAVE to if someone would go get a ladder and some pliers!"
2007-11-29 08:48:12 · answer #6 · answered by Slappy McStretchNuts 5 · 3⤊ 1⤋
The Divinci Code or The Last Temptation of Christ.
2007-11-29 08:46:05 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
It was certainly a good film very funny and making some good comments on various aspect of human behaviour.
2007-11-29 08:47:01 · answer #8 · answered by Maid Angela 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
The most PLEASURABLE bit of blasphemy (IMO) is the last minute of "Blacken the Cursed Sun" by Lamb of God. I get chills listening to it. :)
Can we still be saved?
H**l no!
Does your god hold a place for us?
H**l no!
Is there time to repent?
H**l no!
Will we rise from the dead?
H**l no!
Can these sins even be forgiven?
H**l no!
Is there still hope for us?
H**l no!
Were we ever even alive?
H**l no!
Is any of this even real?
H**l no!
(Of course, the syncopated riffs help ;)
2007-11-29 08:48:11 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 4⤊ 0⤋
There's no such thing as blasphemy. It's all in the mind.
2007-11-29 08:57:48 · answer #10 · answered by daveygod21 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋